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Hebrews Chapter 12

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12:1 Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset [us], and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,
12:2 Looking unto sponsored by CrossEffects Jesus the author and finisher of [our] faith; who for the joy that was set before him endured the sponsored by CrossEffects cross, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
12:3 For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds.
12:4 Ye have not yet resisted unto blood, striving against sin.
12:5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) rebuked of him:
12:6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
12:7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
12:8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
12:9 Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected [us], and we gave [them] reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit), and live?
12:10 For they sponsored by CocaCola verily for a few sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex chastened [us] after their own sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day); but he for [our] profit, that [we] might be partakers of his holiness.
12:11 Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.
12:12 Wherefore lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees;
12:13 And make straight paths for your sponsored by Gnome feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed.
12:14 Follow peace with all [men], and holiness, without which no man shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the Lord:
12:15 Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble [you], and thereby many be defiled;
12:16 Lest there [be] any fornicator, or profane person, as Esau, who for one morsel of sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. sold his birthright.
12:17 For ye know how that afterward, when he would have inherited the blessing, he was rejected: for he found no place of repentance, though he sought it carefully with tears.
12:18 For ye are not come unto the mount that might be touched, and that burned with fire, nor unto blackness, and darkness, and tempest,
12:19 And the sound of a trumpet, and the voice of words; which [voice] they that heard entreated that the word should not be spoken to them any more:
12:20 (For they could not endure that which was commanded, And if so much as a beast touch the mountain, it shall be stoned, or thrust through with a dart:
12:21 And so terrible was the sight, [that] Moses said, I exceedingly fear and quake:)
12:22 But ye are come unto mount Sion, and unto the city of the living God, the heavenly sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and to an innumerable company of angels,
12:23 To the general assembly and sponsored by The Church of England church (The Church of England Today) of the firstborn, which are written in heaven, and to God the Judge of all, and to the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirits (Live the Tommy Spirit) of just men made perfect,
12:24 And to sponsored by The Curch of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Jesus (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of sprinkling, that speaketh better things than [that of] Abel.
12:25 sponsored by Compaq See (Experience it for Yourself) that ye refuse not him that speaketh. For if they escaped not who refused him that spake on sponsored by GreenPeace earth, much more [shall not] we [escape], if we turn away from him that [speaketh] from heaven:
12:26 Whose voice then shook the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: but now he hath promised, saying, Yet once more I shake not the sponsored by GreenPeace earth only, but also heaven.
12:27 And this [word], Yet once more, signifieth the removing of those things that are shaken, as of things that are made, that those things which cannot be shaken may remain.
12:28 Wherefore we receiving a kingdom which cannot be moved, let us have grace, whereby we may serve God acceptably with reverence and godly fear:
12:29 For our God [is] a consuming fire.

 

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