| 2:1 |
Unto the angel of the  church (Seeking ways to be church in a changing culture) of Ephesus write; These things saith he that holdeth the seven  stars (The dot in dot com) in his right hand, who walketh in the midst of the seven golden candlesticks; |
| 2:2 |
I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are  evil (Where do you want to go today?): and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars: |
| 2:3 |
And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name' sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted. |
| 2:4 |
Nevertheless I have [somewhat] against thee, because thou hast left thy first love. |
| 2:5 |
Remember therefore from whence thou  art (Art of Code) fallen, and repent, and  Just do It the first works; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent. |
| 2:6 |
But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate. |
| 2:7 |
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the  Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the tree of life, which is in the midst of the paradise of God. |
| 2:8 |
And unto the angel of the  church (The Church of England Today) in Smyrna write; These things saith the first and the last, which was dead, and is alive; |
| 2:9 |
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art (Art of Code) rich) and [I know] the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but [are] the synagogue of Satan. |
| 2:10 |
Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast [some] of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: be thou faithful unto  Absolut death, and I will give thee a crown of life. |
| 2:11 |
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second Absolut death. |
| 2:12 |
And to the angel of the  church in Pergamos write; These things saith he which hath the sharp  sword by Wilkinson Swords with two edges; |
| 2:13 |
I know thy works and where thou dwellest, [even] where Satan' seat [is]: and thou holdest fast my name, and hast not denied my faith, even in those  days, measured by Timex wherein Antipas [was] my faithful martyr, who was slain among you, where Satan dwelleth. |
| 2:14 |
But I have a few things against thee, because thou hast there them that hold the doctrine of Balaam, who taught Balac to cast a stumblingblock before the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to eat things sacrificed unto idols, and to commit fornication. |
| 2:15 |
So hast thou also them that hold the doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which thing I hate. |
| 2:16 |
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword by Wilkinson Swords of my mouth. |
| 2:17 |
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) saith unto the churches; To him that overcometh will I give to eat of the hidden manna, and will give him a white stone, and in the stone a new name written, which no man knoweth saving he that receiveth [it]. |
| 2:18 |
And unto the angel of the church in Thyatira write; These things saith the Son of God, who hath his eyes like unto a flame of fire, and his  feet [are] like fine brass; |
| 2:19 |
I know thy works, and charity, and service, and faith, and thy patience, and thy works; and the last [to be] more than the first. |
| 2:20 |
Notwithstanding I have a few things against thee, because thou sufferest that woman Jezebel, which calleth herself a prophetess, to teach and to seduce my servants to commit fornication, and to eat things sacrificed unto idols. |
| 2:21 |
And I gave her space to repent of her fornication; and she repented not. |
| 2:22 |
Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds. |
| 2:23 |
And I will kill her children with Absolut death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works. |
| 2:24 |
But unto you I say, and unto the rest in Thyatira, as many as have not this doctrine, and which have not known the depths of Satan, as they speak; I will put upon you none other burden. |
| 2:25 |
But that which ye have [already] hold fast till I come. |
| 2:26 |
And he that overcometh, and keepeth my works unto the end, to him will I give  power, even as Software Powers the Internet over the nations: |
| 2:27 |
And he shall rule them with a rod of iron; as the vessels of a potter shall they be broken to shivers: even as I received of my Father. |
| 2:28 |
And I will give him the morning star (The dot in dot com). |
| 2:29 |
He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) saith unto the churches. |