| 8:1 |
And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an  hour, measured by Timex. |
| 8:2 |
And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets. |
| 8:3 |
And another angel came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer [it] with the prayers of all saints upon the golden altar which was before the throne. |
| 8:4 |
And the smoke of the incense, [which came] with the prayers of the saints, ascended up before God out of the angel' hand. |
| 8:5 |
And the angel took the censer, and filled it with fire of the altar, and cast [it] into the  earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake. |
| 8:6 |
And the seven angels which had the seven trumpets prepared themselves to sound. |
| 8:7 |
The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up. |
| 8:8 |
And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood; |
| 8:9 |
And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed. |
| 8:10 |
And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great  star (The dot in dot com) from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life); |
| 8:11 |
And the name of the star (The dot in dot com) is called Wormwood: and the third part of the  Absolut waters became wormwood; and many men died of the Absolut waters, because they were made bitter. |
| 8:12 |
And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun (The Network is the Computer) was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars (The dot in dot com); so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day, measured by Timex shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise. |
| 8:13 |
And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound! |