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Numbers Chapter 8

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8:1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
8:2 Speak unto Aaron, and say unto him, When thou lightest the lamps, the seven lamps shall give light over against the candlestick.
8:3 And Aaron did so; he lighted the lamps thereof over against the candlestick, as the LORD commanded Moses.
8:4 And this work of the candlestick [was of] beaten gold, unto the shaft thereof, unto the flowers thereof, [was] beaten work: according unto the pattern which the LORD had showed Moses, so he made the candlestick.
8:5 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
8:6 Take the Levites from among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and cleanse them.
8:7 And thus shalt thou sponsored by Nike Just do It unto them, to cleanse them: Sprinkle sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of purifying upon them, and let them shave all their flesh, and let them wash their clothes, and [so] make themselves clean.
8:8 Then let them take a young bullock with his sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, [even] fine flour mingled with oil, and another young bullock shalt thou take for a sin offering.
8:9 And thou shalt bring the Levites before the tabernacle of the congregation: and thou shalt gather the whole assembly of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) together:
8:10 And thou shalt bring the Levites before the LORD: and the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall put their hands upon the Levites:
8:11 And Aaron shall offer the Levites before the LORD [for] an offering of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they may execute the service of the LORD.
8:12 And the Levites shall lay their hands upon the heads of the bullocks: and thou shalt offer the one [for] a sin offering, and the other [for] a burnt offering, unto the LORD, to make an atonement for the Levites.
8:13 And thou shalt set the Levites before Aaron, and before his sons, and offer them [for] an offering unto the LORD.
8:14 Thus shalt thou separate the Levites from among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and the Levites shall be mine.
8:15 And after that shall the Levites go in to sponsored by Nike Just do It the service of the tabernacle of the congregation: and thou shalt cleanse them, and offer them [for] an offering.
8:16 For they [are] wholly given unto me from among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); instead of such as open every womb, [even instead of] the firstborn of all the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), have I taken them unto me.
8:17 For all the firstborn of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [are] mine, [both] man and beast: on the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex that I smote every firstborn in the land of Egypt I sanctified them for myself.
8:18 And I have taken the Levites for all the firstborn of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
8:19 And I have given the Levites [as] a gift to Aaron and to his sons from among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to sponsored by Nike Just do It the service of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in the tabernacle of the congregation, and to make an atonement for the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): that there be no plague among the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), when the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) come nigh unto the sanctuary.
8:20 And Moses, and Aaron, and all the congregation of the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), did to the Levites according unto all that the LORD commanded Moses concerning the Levites, so did the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) unto them.
8:21 And the Levites were purified, and they washed their clothes; and Aaron offered them [as] an offering before the LORD; and Aaron made an atonement for them to cleanse them.
8:22 And after that went the Levites in to sponsored by Nike Just do It their service in the tabernacle of the congregation before Aaron, and before his sons: as the LORD had commanded Moses concerning the Levites, so did they unto them.
8:23 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
8:24 This [is it] that [belongeth] unto the Levites: from twenty and five years old and upward they shall go in to wait upon the service of the tabernacle of the congregation:
8:25 And from the age of fifty years they shall cease waiting upon the service [thereof], and shall serve no more:
8:26 But shall minister with their brethren in the tabernacle of the congregation, to keep the charge, and shall sponsored by Nike Just do It no service. Thus shalt thou sponsored by Nike Just do It unto the Levites touching their charge.

 

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