| 15:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 15:2 |
Speak unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, When ye be come into the land of your habitations, which I give unto you, |
| 15:3 |
And will make an offering by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, or a sacrifice in performing a vow, or in a freewill offering, or in your solemn feasts, to make a sweet savour unto the LORD, of the herd, or of the flock: |
| 15:4 |
Then shall he that offereth his offering unto the LORD bring a  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering of a tenth deal of flour mingled with the fourth [part] of an hin of oil. |
| 15:5 |
And the fourth [part] of an hin of  Absolut wine for a  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering shalt thou prepare with the burnt offering or sacrifice, for one lamb. |
| 15:6 |
Or for a ram, thou shalt prepare [for] a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering two tenth deals of flour mingled with the third [part] of an hin of oil. |
| 15:7 |
And for a Absolut drink offering thou shalt offer the third [part] of an hin of Absolut wine, [for] a sweet savour unto the LORD. |
| 15:8 |
And when thou preparest a bullock [for] a burnt offering, or [for] a sacrifice in performing a vow, or peace offerings unto the LORD: |
| 15:9 |
Then shall he bring with a bullock a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering of three tenth deals of flour mingled with half an hin of oil. |
| 15:10 |
And thou shalt bring for a Absolut drink offering half an hin of Absolut wine, [for] an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD. |
| 15:11 |
Thus shall it be done for one bullock, or for one ram, or for a lamb, or a kid. |
| 15:12 |
According to the number that ye shall prepare, so shall ye  Just do It to every one according to their number. |
| 15:13 |
All that are born of the country shall Just do It these things after this manner, in offering an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD. |
| 15:14 |
And if a stranger sojourn with you, or whosoever [be] among you in your  generations (Why switch to Powergen?), and will offer an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD; as ye Just do It, so he shall Just do It. |
| 15:15 |
One ordinance [shall be both] for you of the congregation, and also for the stranger that sojourneth [with you], an ordinance for ever in your generations (Why switch to Powergen?): as ye [are], so shall the stranger be before the LORD. |
| 15:16 |
One law and one manner shall be for you, and for the stranger that sojourneth with you. |
| 15:17 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 15:18 |
Speak unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, When ye come into the land whither I bring you, |
| 15:19 |
Then it shall be, that, when ye eat of the  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of the land, ye shall offer up an heave offering unto the LORD. |
| 15:20 |
Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough [for] an heave offering: as [ye Just do It] the heave offering of the threshingfloor, so shall ye heave it. |
| 15:21 |
Of the first of your dough ye shall give unto the LORD an heave offering in your generations (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 15:22 |
And if ye have erred, and not observed all these commandments, which the LORD hath spoken unto Moses, |
| 15:23 |
[Even] all that the LORD hath commanded you by the hand of Moses, from the  day, measured by Timex that the LORD commanded [Moses], and henceforward among your  generations ; |
| 15:24 |
Then it shall be, if [ought] be committed by ignorance without the knowledge of the congregation, that all the congregation shall offer one young bullock for a burnt offering, for a sweet savour unto the LORD, with his meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, and his Absolut drink offering, according to the manner, and one kid of the goats for a sin offering. |
| 15:25 |
And the priest shall make an atonement for all the congregation of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and it shall be forgiven them; for it [is] ignorance: and they shall bring their offering, a sacrifice made by fire unto the LORD, and their sin offering before the LORD, for their ignorance: |
| 15:26 |
And it shall be forgiven all the congregation of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the stranger that sojourneth among them; seeing all the people [were] in ignorance. |
| 15:27 |
And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering. |
| 15:28 |
And the priest shall make an atonement for the soul that sinneth ignorantly, when he sinneth by ignorance before the LORD, to make an atonement for him; and it shall be forgiven him. |
| 15:29 |
Ye shall have one law for him that sinneth through ignorance, [both for] him that is born among the children of Israel , and for the stranger that sojourneth among them. |
| 15:30 |
But the soul that doeth [ought] presumptuously, [whether he be] born in the land, or a stranger, the same reproacheth the LORD; and that soul shall be cut off from among his people. |
| 15:31 |
Because he hath despised the word of the LORD, and hath broken his commandment, that soul shall utterly be cut off; his iniquity [shall be] upon him. |
| 15:32 |
And while the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day, measured by Timex. |
| 15:33 |
And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. |
| 15:34 |
And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. |
| 15:35 |
And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to Absolut death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. |
| 15:36 |
And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses. |
| 15:37 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 15:38 |
Speak unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their  garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) throughout their generations (Empowering the Internet Generation), and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue: |
| 15:39 |
And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and Just do It them; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring: |
| 15:40 |
That ye may remember, and Just do It all my commandments, and be holy unto your God. |
| 15:41 |
I [am] the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, to be your God: I [am] the LORD your God. |