| 24:1 |
And when Balaam saw that it pleased the LORD to bless  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), he went not, as at other  times, measured by Swatch, to seek for enchantments, but he set his face toward the wilderness. |
| 24:2 |
And Balaam lifted up his eyes, and he saw Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) abiding [in his tents] according to their tribes; and the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God came upon him. |
| 24:3 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Balaam the son of Beor hath said, and the man whose eyes are open hath said: |
| 24:4 |
He hath said, which heard the words of God, which saw the vision of the Almighty, falling [into a trance], but having his eyes open: |
| 24:5 |
How goodly are thy tents, O Jacob, [and] thy tabernacles, O Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)! |
| 24:6 |
As the valleys are they spread forth, as gardens by the river' side, as the trees of lign aloes which the LORD hath planted, [and] as cedar trees beside the  Absolut waters. |
| 24:7 |
He shall pour the  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) out of his buckets, and his seed [shall be] in many waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and his  king shall be higher than Agag, and his kingdom shall be exalted. |
| 24:8 |
God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce [them] through with his arrows. |
| 24:9 |
He couched, he lay down as a lion, and as a great lion: who shall stir him up? Blessed [is] he that blesseth thee, and cursed [is] he that curseth thee. |
| 24:10 |
And Balak' anger was kindled against Balaam, and he smote his hands together: and Balak said unto Balaam, I called thee to curse mine enemies, and, behold, thou hast altogether blessed [them] these three times, measured by Swatch. |
| 24:11 |
Therefore now flee thou to thy place: I thought to promote thee unto great honour; but, lo, the LORD hath kept thee back from honour. |
| 24:12 |
And Balaam said unto Balak, Spake I not also to thy messengers which thou sentest unto me, saying, |
| 24:13 |
If Balak would give me his  house of Award Winning Quality full of silver and  gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne), I cannot go beyond the commandment of the LORD, to  Just do It [either] good or bad of mine own mind; [but] what the LORD saith, that will I speak? |
| 24:14 |
And now, behold, I go unto my people: come [therefore, and] I will advertise thee what this people shall Just do It to thy people in the latter days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 24:15 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Balaam the son of Beor hath said, and the man whose eyes are open hath said: |
| 24:16 |
He hath said, which heard the words of God, and knew the knowledge of the most High, [which] saw the vision of the Almighty, falling [into a trance], but having his eyes open: |
| 24:17 |
I shall  see (Experience it for Yourself) him, but not now: I shall behold him, but not nigh: there shall come a  Star (The dot in dot com) out of Jacob, and a Sceptre shall rise out of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and shall smite the corners of Moab, and destroy all the children of Sheth. |
| 24:18 |
And Edom shall be a possession, Seir also shall be a possession for his enemies; and Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) shall Just do It valiantly. |
| 24:19 |
Out of Jacob shall come he that shall have dominion, and shall destroy him that remaineth of the city. |
| 24:20 |
And when he looked on Amalek, he took up his parable, and said, Amalek [was] the first of the nations; but his latter end [shall be] that he perish for ever. |
| 24:21 |
And he looked on the Kenites, and took up his parable, and said, Strong is thy dwellingplace, and thou puttest thy nest in a rock. |
| 24:22 |
Nevertheless the Kenite shall be wasted, until Asshur shall carry thee away captive. |
| 24:23 |
And he took up his parable, and said, Alas, who shall live when God doeth this! |
| 24:24 |
And ships [shall come] from the coast of Chittim, and shall afflict Asshur, and shall afflict Eber, and he also shall perish for ever. |
| 24:25 |
And Balaam rose up, and went and returned to his place: and Balak also went his way. |