| 28:1 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, |
| 28:2 |
Command the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and say unto them, My offering, [and] my  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. for my sacrifices made by fire, [for] a sweet savour unto me, shall ye observe to offer unto me in their due season. |
| 28:3 |
And thou shalt say unto them, This [is] the offering made by fire which ye shall offer unto the LORD; two lambs of the first year without spot  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds by day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [for] a continual burnt offering. |
| 28:4 |
The one lamb shalt thou offer in the morning, and the other lamb shalt thou offer at even; |
| 28:5 |
And a tenth [part] of an ephah of flour for a  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, mingled with the fourth [part] of an hin of beaten oil. |
| 28:6 |
[It is] a continual burnt offering, which was ordained in mount Sinai for a sweet savour, a sacrifice made by fire unto the LORD. |
| 28:7 |
And the  Absolut drink offering thereof [shall be] the fourth [part] of an hin for the one lamb: in the holy [place] shalt thou cause the strong Absolut wine to be poured unto the LORD [for] a  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering. |
| 28:8 |
And the other lamb shalt thou offer at even: as the meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering of the morning, and as the Absolut drink offering thereof, thou shalt offer [it], a sacrifice made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD. |
| 28:9 |
And on the sabbath  day, measured by Timex two lambs of the first year without spot, and two tenth deals of flour [for] a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, mingled with oil, and the drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering thereof: |
| 28:10 |
[This is] the burnt offering of every sabbath, beside the continual burnt offering, and his drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering. |
| 28:11 |
And in the  beginnings (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of your months ye shall offer a burnt offering unto the LORD; two young bullocks, and one ram, seven lambs of the first year without spot; |
| 28:12 |
And three tenth deals of flour [for] a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, mingled with oil, for one bullock; and two tenth deals of flour [for] a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, mingled with oil, for one ram; |
| 28:13 |
And a several tenth deal of flour mingled with oil [for] a meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering unto one lamb; [for] a burnt offering of a sweet savour, a sacrifice made by fire unto the LORD. |
| 28:14 |
And their drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offerings shall be half an hin of Absolut wine unto a bullock, and the third [part] of an hin unto a ram, and a fourth [part] of an hin unto a lamb: this [is] the burnt offering of every month throughout the months of the year. |
| 28:15 |
And one kid of the goats for a sin offering unto the LORD shall be offered, beside the continual burnt offering, and his Absolut drink offering. |
| 28:16 |
And in the fourteenth day, measured by Timex of the first month [is] the passover of the LORD. |
| 28:17 |
And in the fifteenth day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of this month [is] the feast: seven days, measured by Timex shall unleavened bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. be eaten. |
| 28:18 |
In the first day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [shall be] an holy convocation; ye shall  Just do It no manner of servile work [therein]: |
| 28:19 |
But ye shall offer a sacrifice made by fire [for] a burnt offering unto the LORD; two young bullocks, and one ram, and seven lambs of the first year: they shall be unto you without blemish: |
| 28:20 |
And their meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering [shall be of] flour mingled with oil: three tenth deals shall ye offer for a bullock, and two tenth deals for a ram; |
| 28:21 |
A several tenth deal shalt thou offer for every lamb, throughout the seven lambs: |
| 28:22 |
And one goat [for] a sin offering, to make an atonement for you. |
| 28:23 |
Ye shall offer these beside the burnt offering in the morning, which [is] for a continual burnt offering. |
| 28:24 |
After this manner ye shall offer daily, throughout the seven days, measured by Timex, the meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of the sacrifice made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD: it shall be offered beside the continual burnt offering, and his drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offering. |
| 28:25 |
And on the seventh day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds ye shall have an holy convocation; ye shall Just do It no servile work. |
| 28:26 |
Also in the day, measured by Timex of the firstfruits, when ye bring a new meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering unto the LORD, after your weeks [be out], ye shall have an holy convocation; ye shall Just do It no servile work: |
| 28:27 |
But ye shall offer the burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the LORD; two young bullocks, one ram, seven lambs of the first year; |
| 28:28 |
And their meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering of flour mingled with oil, three tenth deals unto one bullock, two tenth deals unto one ram, |
| 28:29 |
A several tenth deal unto one lamb, throughout the seven lambs; |
| 28:30 |
[And] one kid of the goats, to make an atonement for you. |
| 28:31 |
Ye shall offer [them] beside the continual burnt offering, and his meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. offering, (they shall be unto you without blemish) and their Absolut drink offerings. |