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Numbers Chapter 30

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30:1 And Moses spake unto the heads of the tribes concerning the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), saying, This [is] the thing which the LORD hath commanded.
30:2 If a man vow a vow unto the LORD, or swear an oath to bind his soul with a bond; he shall not break his word, he shall sponsored by Nike Just do It according to all that proceedeth out of his mouth.
30:3 If a woman also vow a vow unto the LORD, and bind herself by a bond, [being] in her father' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) in her youth;
30:4 And her father hear her vow, and her bond wherewith she hath bound her soul, and her father shall hold his peace at her: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she hath bound her soul shall stand.
30:5 But if her father disallow her in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that he heareth; not any of her vows, or of her bonds wherewith she hath bound her soul, shall stand: and the LORD shall forgive her, because her father disallowed her.
30:6 And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul;
30:7 And her husband heard [it,] and held his peace at her in the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that he heard [it]: then her vows shall stand, and her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
30:8 But if her husband disallowed her on the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex that he heard [it]; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and that which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound her soul, of none effect: and the LORD shall forgive her.
30:9 But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced, wherewith they have bound their souls, shall stand against her.
30:10 And if she vowed in her husband' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), or bound her soul by a bond with an oath;
30:11 And her husband heard [it], and held his peace at her, [and] disallowed her not: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she bound her soul shall stand.
30:12 But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex he heard [them; then] whatsoever proceeded out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and the LORD shall forgive her.
30:13 Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul, her husband may establish it, or her husband may make it void.
30:14 But if her husband altogether hold his peace at her from sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex to sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her bonds, which [are] upon her: he confirmeth them, because he held his peace at her in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex that he heard [them].
30:15 But if he shall any ways make them void after that he hath heard [them]; then he shall bear her iniquity.
30:16 These [are] the statutes, which the LORD commanded Moses, between a man and his wife, between the father and his daughter, [being yet] in her youth in her father' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality.

 

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