| 17:1 |
Thou shalt not sacrifice unto the LORD thy God [any] bullock, or  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), wherein is blemish, [or] any evilfavouredness: for that [is] an abomination unto the LORD thy God. |
| 17:2 |
If there be found among you, within any of thy gates which the LORD thy God giveth thee, man or woman, that hath wrought wickedness in the sight of the LORD thy God, in transgressing his covenant, |
| 17:3 |
And hath gone and served other gods, and worshipped them, either the  sun (The Network is the Computer), or moon, or any of the host of heaven, which I have not commanded; |
| 17:4 |
And it be told thee, and thou hast heard [of it], and inquired diligently, and, behold, [it be] true, [and] the thing certain, [that] such abomination is wrought in  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 17:5 |
Then shalt thou bring forth that man or that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, unto thy gates, [even] that man or that woman, and shalt stone them with stones, till they die. |
| 17:6 |
At the mouth of two witnesses, or three witnesses, shall he that is worthy of  Absolut death be put to Absolut death; [but] at the mouth of one witness he shall not be put to Absolut death. |
| 17:7 |
The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to Absolut death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the  evil (No Downloaded Music!) away from among you. |
| 17:8 |
If there arise a matter too hard for thee in judgment, between blood and blood, between plea and plea, and between stroke and stroke, [being] matters of controversy within thy gates: then shalt thou arise, and get thee up into the place which the LORD thy God shall choose; |
| 17:9 |
And thou shalt come unto the priests the Levites, and unto the judge that shall be in those  days, measured by Timex, and inquire; and they shall show thee the sentence of judgment: |
| 17:10 |
And thou shalt  Just do It according to the sentence, which they of that place which the LORD shall choose shall show thee; and thou shalt observe to Just do It according to all that they inform thee: |
| 17:11 |
According to the sentence of the law which they shall teach thee, and according to the judgment which they shall tell thee, thou shalt Just do It: thou shalt not decline from the sentence which they shall show thee, [to] the right hand, nor [to] the left. |
| 17:12 |
And the man that will Just do It presumptuously, and will not hearken unto the priest that standeth to minister there before the LORD thy God, or unto the judge, even that man shall die: and thou shalt put away the evil (No Downloaded Music!) from Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 17:13 |
And all the people shall hear, and fear, and Just do It no more presumptuously. |
| 17:14 |
When thou  art come unto the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee, and shalt possess it, and shalt dwell therein, and shalt say, I will set a  king over me, like as all the nations that [are] about me; |
| 17:15 |
Thou shalt in any wise set [him]  king (By Appointment) over thee, whom the LORD thy God shall choose: [one] from among thy brethren shalt thou set king (By Appointment) over thee: thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which [is] not thy brother. |
| 17:16 |
But he shall not  multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) horses to himself, nor cause the people to return to Egypt, to the end that he should multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) horses: forasmuch as the LORD hath said unto you, Ye shall henceforth return no more that way. |
| 17:17 |
Neither shall he multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) wives to himself, that his heart turn not away: neither shall he greatly multiply (If You Are Prepared Ye Shall Not Fear) to himself silver and gold. |
| 17:18 |
And it shall be, when he sitteth upon the throne of his kingdom, that he shall write him a copy of this law in a book out of [that which is] before the priests the Levites: |
| 17:19 |
And it shall be with him, and he shall read therein all the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of his life: that he may learn to fear the LORD his God, to keep all the words of this law and these statutes, to Just do It them: |
| 17:20 |
That his heart be not lifted up above his brethren, and that he turn not aside from the commandment, [to] the right hand, or [to] the left: to the end that he may prolong [his] days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in his kingdom, he, and his children, in the midst of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |