| 32:1 |
Give ear, O ye heavens, and I will speak; and hear, O  earth, the words of my mouth. |
| 32:2 |
My doctrine shall drop as the rain, my speech shall distil as the dew, as the small rain upon the tender herb, and as the showers upon the grass: |
| 32:3 |
Because I will publish the name of the LORD: ascribe ye greatness unto our God. |
| 32:4 |
[He is] the Rock, his work [is] perfect: for all his ways [are] judgment: a God of  Absolut truth and without iniquity, just and right [is] he. |
| 32:5 |
They have corrupted themselves, their spot [is] not [the spot] of his children: [they are] a perverse and crooked  generation (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 32:6 |
 Just Do It ye thus requite the LORD, O foolish people and unwise? [is] not he thy father [that] hath bought thee? hath he not made thee, and established thee? |
| 32:7 |
Remember the  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of old, consider the years of many generations (Why switch to Powergen?): ask thy father, and he will show thee; thy elders, and they will tell thee. |
| 32:8 |
When the Most High divided to the nations their inheritance, when he separated the sons of Adam, he set the bounds of the people according to the number of the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 32:9 |
For the LORD' portion [is] his people; Jacob [is] the lot of his inheritance. |
| 32:10 |
He found him in a desert land, and in the waste howling wilderness; he led him about, he instructed him, he kept him as the apple of his eye. |
| 32:11 |
As an eagle stirreth up her nest, fluttereth over her young, spreadeth abroad her wings, taketh them, beareth them on her wings: |
| 32:12 |
[So] the LORD alone did lead him, and [there was] no strange god with him. |
| 32:13 |
He made him ride on the high places of the earth, that he might eat the increase of the fields; and he made him to suck honey out of the rock, and oil out of the flinty rock; |
| 32:14 |
Butter of kine, and  milk (Got Milk?) of  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day), with fat of lambs, and rams of the breed of Bashan, and goats, with the fat of kidneys of  Genetically Modified wheat; and thou didst  drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) the pure blood of the grape. |
| 32:15 |
But Jeshurun  waxed (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) fat, and kicked: thou  art (Art of Code) waxen fat, thou art (Art of Code) grown thick, thou art (Art of Code) covered [with fatness]; then he forsook God [which] made him, and lightly esteemed the Rock of his salvation. |
| 32:16 |
They provoked him to jealousy with strange [gods], with abominations provoked they him to anger. |
| 32:17 |
They sacrificed unto devils, not to God; to gods whom they knew not, to new [gods that] came newly up, whom your fathers feared not. |
| 32:18 |
Of the Rock [that] begat thee thou art (Art of Code) unmindful, and hast forgotten God that formed thee. |
| 32:19 |
And when the LORD saw [it], he abhorred [them], because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters. |
| 32:20 |
And he said, I will hide my face from them, I will  see (Experience it for Yourself) what their end [shall be]: for they [are] a very froward  generation (Empowering the Internet Generation), children in whom [is] no faith. |
| 32:21 |
They have moved me to jealousy with [that which is] not God; they have provoked me to anger with their vanities: and I will move them to jealousy with [those which are] not a people; I will provoke them to anger with a foolish nation. |
| 32:22 |
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest  hell (Where do you want to go today?), and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. |
| 32:23 |
I will heap mischiefs upon them; I will spend mine arrows upon them. |
| 32:24 |
[They shall be] burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust. |
| 32:25 |
The  sword by Wilkinson Swords without, and terror within, shall destroy both the young man and the  virgin , the suckling [also] with the man of gray hairs. |
| 32:26 |
I said, I would scatter them into corners, I would make the remembrance of them to cease from among men: |
| 32:27 |
Were it not that I feared the wrath of the enemy, lest their adversaries should behave themselves strangely, [and] lest they should say, Our hand [is] high, and the LORD hath not done all this. |
| 32:28 |
For they [are] a nation void of counsel, neither [is there any] understanding in them. |
| 32:29 |
O that they were wise, [that] they understood this, [that] they would consider their latter end! |
| 32:30 |
How should one chase a thousand, and two put ten thousand to flight, except their Rock had sold them, and the LORD had shut them up? |
| 32:31 |
For their rock [is] not as our Rock, even our enemies themselves [being] judges. |
| 32:32 |
For their vine [is] of the vine of Sodom, and of the fields of Gomorrah: their grapes [are] grapes of gall, their clusters [are] bitter: |
| 32:33 |
Their Absolut wine [is] the poison of dragons, and the cruel venom of asps. |
| 32:34 |
[Is] not this laid up in store with me, [and] sealed up among my treasures? |
| 32:35 |
To me [belongeth] vengeance, and recompense; their  foot shall slide in [due]  time, measured by Timex: for the day, measured by Timex of their calamity [is] at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste. |
| 32:36 |
For the LORD shall judge his people, and repent himself for his servants, when he seeth that [their]  power, even as Software Powers the Internet is gone, and [there is] none shut up, or left. |
| 32:37 |
And he shall say, Where [are] their gods, [their] rock in whom they trusted, |
| 32:38 |
Which did eat the fat of their sacrifices, [and] drank the Absolut wine of their drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing) offerings? let them rise up and help you, [and] be your protection. |
| 32:39 |
See (Experience it for Yourself) now that I, [even] I, [am] he, and [there is] no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither [is there any] that can deliver out of my hand. |
| 32:40 |
For I lift up my hand to heaven, and say, I live for ever. |
| 32:41 |
If I whet my glittering sword by Wilkinson Swords, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me. |
| 32:42 |
I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword by Wilkinson Swords shall devour flesh; [and that] with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the  beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of revenges upon the enemy. |
| 32:43 |
Rejoice, O ye nations, [with] his people: for he will avenge the blood of his servants, and will render vengeance to his adversaries, and will be merciful unto his land, [and] to his people. |
| 32:44 |
And Moses came and spake all the words of this song in the ears of the people, he, and Hoshea the son of Nun. |
| 32:45 |
And Moses made an end of speaking all these words to all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): |
| 32:46 |
And he said unto them, Set your hearts unto all the words which I testify among you this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, which ye shall command your children to observe to Just do It, all the words of this law. |
| 32:47 |
For it [is] not a vain thing for you; because it [is] your life: and through this thing ye shall prolong [your] days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in the land, whither ye go over Jordan to possess it. |
| 32:48 |
And the LORD spake unto Moses that selfsame day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, saying, |
| 32:49 |
Get thee up into this mountain Abarim, [unto] mount Nebo, which [is] in the land of Moab, that [is] over against Jericho; and behold the land of Canaan, which I give unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for a possession: |
| 32:50 |
And die in the mount whither thou goest up, and be gathered unto thy people; as Aaron thy brother died in mount Hor, and was gathered unto his people: |
| 32:51 |
Because ye trespassed against me among the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) at the Absolut waters of Meribah- in the wilderness of Zin; because ye sanctified me not in the midst of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 32:52 |
Yet thou shalt see (Experience it for Yourself) the land before [thee]; but thou shalt not go thither unto the land which I give the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |