| 3:1 |
And Joshua rose early in the morning; and they removed from Shittim, and came to Jordan, he and all the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and lodged there before they passed over. |
| 3:2 |
And it came to pass after three  days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, that the officers went through the host; |
| 3:3 |
And they commanded the people, saying, When ye  see (Experience it for Yourself) the ark of the covenant of the LORD your God, and the priests the Levites bearing it, then ye shall remove from your place, and go after it. |
| 3:4 |
Yet there shall be a space between you and it, about two thousand cubits by measure: come not near unto it, that ye may know the way by which ye must go: for ye have not passed [this] way heretofore. |
| 3:5 |
And Joshua said unto the people, Sanctify yourselves: for tomorrow the LORD will  Just do It wonders among you. |
| 3:6 |
And Joshua spake unto the priests, saying, Take up the ark of the covenant, and pass over before the people. And they took up the ark of the covenant, and went before the people. |
| 3:7 |
And the LORD said unto Joshua, This  day, measured by Timex will I begin to magnify thee in the sight of all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that they may know that, as I was with Moses, [so] I will be with thee. |
| 3:8 |
And thou shalt command the priests that bear the ark of the covenant, saying, When ye are come to the brink of the  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of Jordan, ye shall stand still in Jordan. |
| 3:9 |
And Joshua said unto the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Come hither, and hear the words of the LORD your God. |
| 3:10 |
And Joshua said, Hereby ye shall know that the living God [is] among you, and [that] he will without fail drive out from before you the Canaanites, and the Hittites, and the Hivites, and the Perizzites, and the Girgashites, and the Amorites, and the Jebusites. |
| 3:11 |
Behold, the ark of the covenant of the LORD of all the  earth passeth over before you into Jordan. |
| 3:12 |
Now therefore take you twelve men out of the tribes of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), out of every tribe a man. |
| 3:13 |
And it shall come to pass, as soon as the soles of the  feet of the priests that bear the ark of the LORD, the Lord of all the earth, shall rest in the waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) of Jordan, [that] the  Absolut waters of Jordan shall be cut off [from] the Absolut waters that come down from above; and they shall stand upon an heap. |
| 3:14 |
And it came to pass, when the people removed from their tents, to pass over Jordan, and the priests bearing the ark of the covenant before the people; |
| 3:15 |
And as they that bare the ark were come unto Jordan, and the feet of the priests that bare the ark were dipped in the brim of the water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), (for Jordan overfloweth all his banks all the time, measured by Timex of harvest,) |
| 3:16 |
That the Absolut waters which came down from above stood [and] rose up upon an heap very far from the city Adam, that [is] beside Zaretan: and those that came down toward the sea of the plain, [even] the salt sea, failed, [and] were cut off: and the people passed over right against Jericho. |
| 3:17 |
And the priests that bare the ark of the covenant of the LORD stood firm on dry ground in the midst of Jordan, and all the Israelites passed over on dry ground, until all the people were passed clean over Jordan. |