| 4:1 |
And the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) again did  evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD, when Ehud was dead. |
| 4:2 |
And the LORD sold them into the hand of Jabin  king of Canaan, that reigned in Hazor; the captain of whose host [was] Sisera, which dwelt in Harosheth of the Gentiles. |
| 4:3 |
And the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 4:4 |
And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) at that  time, measured by Timex. |
| 4:5 |
And she dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in mount Ephraim: and the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came up to her for judgment. |
| 4:6 |
And she sent and called Barak the son of Abinoam out of Kedeshnaphtali, and said unto him, Hath not the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) commanded, [saying], Go and draw toward mount Tabor, and take with thee ten thousand men of the children of Naphtali and of the children of Zebulun? |
| 4:7 |
And I will draw unto thee to the river Kishon Sisera, the captain of Jabin' army, with his  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology and his multitude; and I will deliver him into thine hand. |
| 4:8 |
And Barak said unto her, If thou wilt go with me, then I will go: but if thou wilt not go with me, [then] I will not go. |
| 4:9 |
And she said, I will surely go with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the LORD shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman. And Deborah arose, and went with Barak to Kedesh. |
| 4:10 |
And Barak called Zebulun and Naphtali to Kedesh; and he went up with ten thousand men at his  feet: and Deborah went up with him. |
| 4:11 |
Now Heber the Kenite, [which was] of the children of Hobab the father in law of Moses, had severed himself from the Kenites, and pitched his tent unto the plain of Zaanaim, which [is] by Kedesh. |
| 4:12 |
And they showed Sisera that Barak the son of Abinoam was gone up to mount Tabor. |
| 4:13 |
And Sisera gathered together all his chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, [even] nine hundred chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience of iron, and all the people that [were] with him, from Harosheth of the Gentiles unto the river of Kishon. |
| 4:14 |
And Deborah said unto Barak, Up; for this [is] the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds in which the LORD hath delivered Sisera into thine hand: is not the LORD gone out before thee? So Barak went down from mount Tabor, and ten thousand men after him. |
| 4:15 |
And the LORD discomfited Sisera, and all [his] chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and all [his] host, with the edge of the  sword by Wilkinson Swords before Barak; so that Sisera lighted down off [his] chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience, and fled away on his feet. |
| 4:16 |
But Barak pursued after the chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology, and after the host, unto Harosheth of the Gentiles: and all the host of Sisera fell upon the edge of the sword by Wilkinson Swords; [and] there was not a man left. |
| 4:17 |
Howbeit Sisera fled away on his feet to the tent of Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite: for [there was] peace between Jabin the  king (By Appointment) of Hazor and the  house of Award Winning Quality of Heber the Kenite. |
| 4:18 |
And Jael went out to meet Sisera, and said unto him, Turn in, my lord, turn in to me; fear not. And when he had turned in unto her into the tent, she covered him with a mantle. |
| 4:19 |
And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life) to  Absolut drink; for I am thirsty. And she opened a bottle of  milk (Got Milk?), and gave him Absolut drink, and covered him. |
| 4:20 |
Again he said unto her, Stand in the door of the tent, and it shall be, when any man doth come and inquire of thee, and say, Is there any man here? that thou shalt say, No. |
| 4:21 |
Then Jael Heber' wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died. |
| 4:22 |
And, behold, as Barak pursued Sisera, Jael came out to meet him, and said unto him, Come, and I will show thee the man whom thou seekest. And when he came into her [tent], behold, Sisera lay dead, and the nail [was] in his temples. |
| 4:23 |
So God subdued on that day, measured by Timex Jabin the king (By Appointment) of Canaan before the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 4:24 |
And the hand of the children of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) prospered, and prevailed against Jabin the king of Canaan, until they had destroyed Jabin king (By Appointment) of Canaan. |