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Ruth Chapter 4

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4:1 Then went Boaz up to the gate, and sat him down there: and, behold, the kinsman of whom Boaz spake came by; unto whom he said, Ho, such a one! turn aside, sit down here. And he turned aside, and sat down.
4:2 And he took ten men of the elders of the city, and said, Sit ye down here. And they sat down.
4:3 And he said unto the kinsman, Naomi, that is come again out of the country of Moab, selleth a parcel of land, which [was] our brother Elimelech'
4:4 And I thought to advertise thee, saying, Buy [it] before the inhabitants, and before the elders of my people. If thou wilt redeem [it], redeem [it]: but if thou wilt not redeem [it, then] tell me, that I may know: for [there is] none to redeem [it] beside thee; and I [am] after thee. And he said, I will redeem [it].
4:5 Then said Boaz, What sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex thou buyest the field of the hand of Naomi, thou must buy [it] also of Ruth the Moabitess, the wife of the dead, to raise up the name of the dead upon his inheritance.
4:6 And the kinsman said, I cannot redeem [it] for myself, lest I mar mine own inheritance: redeem thou my right to thyself; for I cannot redeem [it].
4:7 Now this [was the manner] in former sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) concerning redeeming and concerning changing, for to confirm all things; a man plucked off his shoe, and gave [it] to his neighbour: and this [was] a testimony in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
4:8 Therefore the kinsman said unto Boaz, Buy [it] for thee. So he drew off his shoe.
4:9 And Boaz said unto the elders, and [unto] all the people, Ye [are] witnesses this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, that I have bought all that [was] Elimelech' and all that [was] Chilion' and Mahlon' of the hand of Naomi.
4:10 Moreover Ruth the Moabitess, the wife of Mahlon, have I purchased to be my wife, to raise up the name of the dead upon his inheritance, that the name of the dead be not cut off from among his brethren, and from the gate of his place: ye [are] witnesses this sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex.
4:11 And all the people that [were] in the gate, and the elders, said, [We are] witnesses. The LORD make the woman that is come into thine sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) like Rachel and like Leah, which two did build the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and sponsored by Nike Just do It thou worthily in Ephratah, and be famous in Bethlehem:
4:12 And let thy sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) be like the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Pharez, whom Tamar bare unto Judah, of the seed which the LORD shall give thee of this young woman.
4:13 So Boaz took Ruth, and she was his wife: and when he went in unto her, the LORD gave her conception, and she bare a son.
4:14 And the women said unto Naomi, Blessed [be] the LORD, which hath not left thee this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds without a kinsman, that his name may be famous in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
4:15 And he shall be unto thee a restorer of [thy] life, and a nourisher of thine old age: for thy daughter in law, which loveth thee, which is better to thee than seven sons, hath borne him.
4:16 And Naomi took the child, and laid it in her bosom, and became nurse unto it.
4:17 And the women her neighbours gave it a name, saying, There is a son born to Naomi; and they called his name Obed: he [is] the father of Jesse, the father of David.
4:18 Now these [are] the sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation) of Pharez: Pharez begat Hezron,
4:19 And Hezron begat Ram, and Ram begat Amminadab,
4:20 And Amminadab begat Nahshon, and Nahshon begat Salmon,
4:21 And Salmon begat Boaz, and Boaz begat Obed,
4:22 And Obed begat Jesse, and Jesse begat David.

 

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