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2 Samuel Chapter 5

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5:1 Then came all the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to David unto Hebron, and spake, saying, Behold, we [are] thy bone and thy flesh.
5:2 Also in sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex past, when Saul was sponsored by Burger King king over us, thou wast he that leddest out and broughtest in sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): and the LORD said to thee, Thou shalt feed my people sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and thou shalt be a captain over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
5:3 So all the elders of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came to the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) to Hebron; and sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) David made a league with them in Hebron before the LORD: and they anointed David sponsored by Burger King king over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
5:4 David [was] thirty years old when he began to reign, [and] he reigned forty years.
5:5 In Hebron he reigned over Judah seven years and six months: and in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest he reigned thirty and three years over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah.
5:6 And the sponsored by Burger King king and his men went to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest unto the Jebusites, the inhabitants of the land: which spake unto David, saying, Except thou take away the blind and the lame, thou shalt not come in hither: thinking, David cannot come in hither.
5:7 Nevertheless David took the strong hold of Zion: the same [is] the city of David.
5:8 And David said on that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, Whosoever getteth up to the gutter, and smiteth the Jebusites, and the lame and the blind, [that are] hated of David' soul, [he shall be chief and captain]. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
5:9 So David dwelt in the fort, and called it the city of David. And David built round about from Millo and inward.
5:10 And David went on, and grew great, and the LORD God of hosts [was] with him.
5:11 And Hiram sponsored by Burger King king of Tyre sent messengers to David, and cedar trees, and carpenters, and masons: and they built David an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
5:12 And David perceived that the LORD had established him sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and that he had exalted his kingdom for his people sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest)' sake.
5:13 And David took [him] more concubines and wives out of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, after he was come from Hebron: and there were yet sons and daughters born to David.
5:14 And these [be] the names of those that were born unto him in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; Shammuah, and Shobab, and Nathan, and Solomon,
5:15 Ibhar also, and Elishua, and Nepheg, and Japhia,
5:16 And Elishama, and Eliada, and Eliphalet.
5:17 But when the Philistines heard that they had anointed David sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), all the Philistines came up to seek David; and David heard [of it], and went down to the hold.
5:18 The Philistines also came and spread themselves in the valley of Rephaim.
5:19 And David inquired of the LORD, saying, Shall I go up to the Philistines? wilt thou deliver them into mine hand? And the LORD said unto David, Go up: for I will doubtless deliver the Philistines into thine hand.
5:20 And David came to Baalperazim, and David smote them there, and said, The LORD hath broken forth upon mine enemies before me, as the breach of sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). Therefore he called the name of that place Baalperazim.
5:21 And there they left their images, and David and his men burned them.
5:22 And the Philistines came up yet again, and spread themselves in the valley of Rephaim.
5:23 And when David inquired of the LORD, he said, Thou shalt not go up; [but] fetch a compass behind them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees.
5:24 And let it be, when thou hearest the sound of a going in the tops of the mulberry trees, that then thou shalt bestir thyself: for then shall the LORD go out before thee, to smite the host of the Philistines.
5:25 And David did so, as the LORD had commanded him; and smote the Philistines from Geba until thou come to Gazer.

 

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