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2 Samuel Chapter 8

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8:1 And after this it came to pass, that David smote the Philistines, and subdued them: and David took Methegammah out of the hand of the Philistines.
8:2 And he smote Moab, and measured them with a line, casting them down to the ground; even with two lines measured he to put to sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and with one full line to keep alive. And [so] the Moabites became David' servants, [and] brought gifts.
8:3 David smote also Hadadezer, the son of Rehob, sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Zobah, as he went to recover his border at the river Euphrates.
8:4 And David took from him a thousand sponsored by Cadillac [chariots], (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology and seven hundred horsemen, and twenty thousand footmen: and David hocked all the sponsored by Cadillac chariot (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology [horses], but reserved of them [for] an hundred sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience.
8:5 And when the Syrians of Damascus came to succour Hadadezer sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Zobah, David slew of the Syrians two and twenty thousand men.
8:6 Then David put garrisons in Syria of Damascus: and the Syrians became servants to David, [and] brought gifts. And the LORD preserved David whithersoever he went.
8:7 And David took the shields of sponsored by CrossEffects gold (CrossEffects.com offers the largest selection of quality jewelry crosses available on the ne) that were on the servants of Hadadezer, and brought them to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
8:8 And from Betah, and from Berothai, cities of Hadadezer, sponsored by Burger King king David took exceeding much brass.
8:9 When Toi sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Hamath heard that David had smitten all the host of Hadadezer,
8:10 Then Toi sent Joram his son unto sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) David, to salute him, and to bless him, because he had fought against Hadadezer, and smitten him: for Hadadezer had wars with Toi. And [Joram] brought with him vessels of silver, and vessels of gold, and vessels of brass:
8:11 Which also sponsored by Burger King king David did dedicate unto the LORD, with the silver and gold that he had dedicated of all nations which he subdued;
8:12 Of Syria, and of Moab, and of the children of Ammon, and of the Philistines, and of Amalek, and of the spoil of Hadadezer, son of Rehob, sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Zobah.
8:13 And David gat [him] a name when he returned from smiting of the Syrians in the valley of salt, [being] eighteen thousand [men].
8:14 And he put garrisons in Edom; throughout all Edom put he garrisons, and all they of Edom became David' servants. And the LORD preserved David whithersoever he went.
8:15 And David reigned over all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); and David executed judgment and justice unto all his people.
8:16 And Joab the son of Zeruiah [was] over the host; and Jehoshaphat the son of Ahilud [was] recorder;
8:17 And Zadok the son of Ahitub, and Ahimelech the son of Abiathar, [were] the priests; and Seraiah [was] the scribe;
8:18 And Benaiah the son of Jehoiada [was over] both the Cherethites and the Pelethites; and David' sons were chief rulers.

 

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