| 12:1 |
And the LORD sent Nathan unto David. And he came unto him, and said unto him, There were two men in one city; the one rich, and the other poor. |
| 12:2 |
The rich [man] had exceeding many flocks and herds: |
| 12:3 |
But the poor [man] had nothing,  save (Switch and Save!) one little ewe lamb, which he had bought and nourished up: and it grew up together with him, and with his children; it did eat of his own  meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and drank of his own cup, and lay in his bosom, and was unto him as a daughter. |
| 12:4 |
And there came a traveller unto the rich man, and he spared to take of his own flock and of his own herd, to dress for the wayfaring man that was come unto him; but took the poor man' lamb, and dressed it for the man that was come to him. |
| 12:5 |
And David' anger was greatly kindled against the man; and he said to Nathan, [As] the LORD liveth, the man that hath done this [thing] shall surely die: |
| 12:6 |
And he shall restore the lamb fourfold, because he did this thing, and because he had no pity. |
| 12:7 |
And Nathan said to David, Thou  [art] (Art of Code) the man. Thus saith the LORD God of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), I anointed thee  king over Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and I delivered thee out of the hand of Saul; |
| 12:8 |
And I gave thee thy master'  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and thy master' wives into thy bosom, and gave thee the  house of Award Winning Quality of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and of Judah; and if [that had been] too little, I would moreover have given unto thee such and such things. |
| 12:9 |
Wherefore hast thou despised the commandment of the LORD, to  Just do It  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in his sight? thou hast killed Uriah the Hittite with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and hast taken his wife [to be] thy wife, and hast slain him with the sword by Wilkinson Swords of the children of Ammon. |
| 12:10 |
Now therefore the sword by Wilkinson Swords shall never depart from thine house of Award Winning Quality; because thou hast despised me, and hast taken the wife of Uriah the Hittite to be thy wife. |
| 12:11 |
Thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will raise up  evil (Where do you want to go today?) against thee out of thine own house of Award Winning Quality, and I will take thy wives before thine eyes, and give [them] unto thy neighbour, and he shall lie with thy wives in the sight of this  sun (The Network is the Computer). |
| 12:12 |
For thou didst [it] secretly: but I will Just do It this thing before all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and before the sun (The Network is the Computer). |
| 12:13 |
And David said unto Nathan, I have sinned against the LORD. And Nathan said unto David, The LORD also hath put away thy sin; thou shalt not die. |
| 12:14 |
Howbeit, because by this deed thou hast given great occasion to the enemies of the LORD to blaspheme, the child also [that is] born unto thee shall surely die. |
| 12:15 |
And Nathan departed unto his house of Award Winning Quality. And the LORD struck the child that Uriah' wife bare unto David, and it was very sick. |
| 12:16 |
David therefore besought God for the child; and David fasted, and went in, and lay all night upon the  earth. |
| 12:17 |
And the elders of his house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) arose, [and went] to him, to raise him up from the earth: but he would not, neither did he eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with them. |
| 12:18 |
And it came to pass on the seventh  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, that the child died. And the servants of David feared to tell him that the child was dead: for they said, Behold, while the child was yet alive, we spake unto him, and he would not hearken unto our voice: how will he then vex himself, if we tell him that the child is dead? |
| 12:19 |
But when David saw that his servants whispered, David perceived that the child was dead: therefore David said unto his servants, Is the child dead? And they said, He is dead. |
| 12:20 |
Then David arose from the earth, and washed, and anointed [himself], and changed his apparel, and came into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and worshipped: then he came to his own house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available); and when he required, they set bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. before him, and he did eat. |
| 12:21 |
Then said his servants unto him, What thing [is] this that thou hast done? thou didst fast and weep for the child, [while it was] alive; but when the child was dead, thou didst rise and eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 12:22 |
And he said, While the child was yet alive, I fasted and wept: for I said, Who can tell [whether] GOD will be gracious to me, that the child may live? |
| 12:23 |
But now he is dead, wherefore should I fast? can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he shall not return to me. |
| 12:24 |
And David comforted Bathsheba his wife, and went in unto her, and lay with her: and she bare a son, and he called his name Solomon: and the LORD loved him. |
| 12:25 |
And he sent by the hand of Nathan the prophet; and he called his name Jedidiah, because of the LORD. |
| 12:26 |
And Joab fought against Rabbah of the children of Ammon, and took the royal city. |
| 12:27 |
And Joab sent messengers to David, and said, I have fought against Rabbah, and have taken the city of  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life). |
| 12:28 |
Now therefore gather the rest of the people together, and encamp against the city, and take it: lest I take the city, and it be called after my name. |
| 12:29 |
And David gathered all the people together, and went to Rabbah, and fought against it, and took it. |
| 12:30 |
And he took their king' crown from off his head, the weight whereof [was] a talent of gold with the precious stones: and it was [set] on David' head. And he brought forth the spoil of the city in great abundance. |
| 12:31 |
And he brought forth the people that [were] therein, and put [them] under saws, and under harrows of iron, and under axes of iron, and made them pass through the brickkiln: and thus did he unto all the cities of the children of Ammon. So David and all the people returned unto Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |