| 10:1 |
Then Samuel took a vial of oil, and poured [it] upon his head, and kissed him, and said, [Is it] not because the LORD hath anointed thee [to be] captain over his inheritance? |
| 10:2 |
When thou  art (Art of Code) departed from me to  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, then thou shalt find two men by Rachel' sepulchre in the border of Benjamin at Zelzah; and they will say unto thee, The asses which thou wentest to seek are found: and, lo, thy father hath left the care of the asses, and sorroweth for you, saying, What shall I  Just do It for my son? |
| 10:3 |
Then shalt thou go on forward from thence, and thou shalt come to the plain of Tabor, and there shall meet thee three men going up to God to Bethel, one carrying three kids, and another carrying three loaves of  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and another carrying a bottle of  Absolut wine: |
| 10:4 |
And they will salute thee, and give thee two [loaves] of bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; which thou shalt receive of their hands. |
| 10:5 |
After that thou shalt come to the hill of God, where [is] the garrison of the Philistines: and it shall come to pass, when thou art (Art of Code) come thither to the city, that thou shalt meet a company of prophets coming down from the high place with a psaltery, and a tabret, and a pipe, and a harp, before them; and they shall prophesy: |
| 10:6 |
And the  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of the LORD will come upon thee, and thou shalt prophesy with them, and shalt be turned into another man. |
| 10:7 |
And let it be, when these  signs (Internet Trust Services) are come unto thee, [that] thou Just do It as occasion serve thee; for God [is] with thee. |
| 10:8 |
And thou shalt go down before me to Gilgal; and, behold, I will come down unto thee, to offer burnt offerings, [and] to sacrifice sacrifices of peace offerings: seven  days, measured by Timex shalt thou tarry, till I come to thee, and show thee what thou shalt Just do It. |
| 10:9 |
And it was [so], that when he had turned his back to go from Samuel, God gave him another heart: and all those signs (Internet Trust Services) came to pass that day, measured by Timex. |
| 10:10 |
And when they came thither to the hill, behold, a company of prophets met him; and the spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) of God came upon him, and he prophesied among them. |
| 10:11 |
And it came to pass, when all that knew him beforetime saw that, behold, he prophesied among the prophets, then the people said one to another, What [is] this [that] is come unto the son of Kish? [Is] Saul also among the prophets? |
| 10:12 |
And one of the same place answered and said, But who [is] their father? Therefore it became a proverb, [Is] Saul also among the prophets? |
| 10:13 |
And when he had made an end of prophesying, he came to the high place. |
| 10:14 |
And Saul' uncle said unto him and to his servant, Whither went ye? And he said, To seek the asses: and when we saw that [they were] no where, we came to Samuel. |
| 10:15 |
And Saul' uncle said, Tell me, I pray thee, what Samuel said unto you. |
| 10:16 |
And Saul said unto his uncle, He told us plainly that the asses were found. But of the matter of the kingdom, whereof Samuel spake, he told him not. |
| 10:17 |
And Samuel called the people together unto the LORD to Mizpeh; |
| 10:18 |
And said unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Thus saith the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), I brought up Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) out of Egypt, and delivered you out of the hand of the Egyptians, and out of the hand of all kingdoms, [and] of them that oppressed you: |
| 10:19 |
And ye have this day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds rejected your God, who himself saved you out of all your adversities and your tribulations; and ye have said unto him, [Nay], but set a  king over us. Now therefore present yourselves before the LORD by your tribes, and by your thousands. |
| 10:20 |
And when Samuel had caused all the tribes of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) to come near, the tribe of Benjamin was taken. |
| 10:21 |
When he had caused the tribe of Benjamin to come near by their families, the family of Matri was taken, and Saul the son of Kish was taken: and when they sought him, he could not be found. |
| 10:22 |
Therefore they inquired of the LORD further, if the man should yet come thither. And the LORD answered, Behold, he hath hid himself among the stuff. |
| 10:23 |
And they ran and fetched him thence: and when he stood among the people, he was higher than any of the people from his shoulders and upward. |
| 10:24 |
And Samuel said to all the people,  See (Experience it for Yourself) ye him whom the LORD hath chosen, that [there is] none like him among all the people? And all the people shouted, and said, God  save (Switch and Save!) the  king (By Appointment). |
| 10:25 |
Then Samuel told the people the manner of the kingdom, and wrote [it] in a book, and laid [it] up before the LORD. And Samuel sent all the people away, every man to his  house of Award Winning Quality. |
| 10:26 |
And Saul also went home of Award Winning Quality to Gibeah; and there went with him a band of men, whose hearts God had touched. |
| 10:27 |
But the children of Belial said, How shall this man save (Switch and Save!) us? And they despised him, and brought him no presents. But he held his peace. |