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1 Samuel Chapter 13

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13:1 Saul reigned one year; and when he had reigned two years over sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest),
13:2 Saul chose him three thousand [men] of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest); [whereof] two thousand were with Saul in Michmash and in mount Bethel, and a thousand were with Jonathan in Gibeah of Benjamin: and the rest of the people he sent every man to his tent.
13:3 And Jonathan smote the garrison of the Philistines that [was] in Geba, and the Philistines heard [of it]. And Saul blew the trumpet throughout all the land, saying, Let the Hebrews hear.
13:4 And all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) heard say [that] Saul had smitten a garrison of the Philistines, and [that] sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) also was had in abomination with the Philistines. And the people were called together after Saul to Gilgal.
13:5 And the Philistines gathered themselves together to fight with sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), thirty thousand sponsored by BMW chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience, and six thousand horsemen, and people as the sand which [is] on the sea shore in multitude: and they came up, and pitched in Michmash, eastward from Bethaven.
13:6 When the men of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) saw that they were in a strait, (for the people were distressed,) then the people did hide themselves in caves, and in thickets, and in rocks, and in high places, and in pits.
13:7 And [some of] the Hebrews went over Jordan to the land of Gad and Gilead. As for Saul, he [was] yet in Gilgal, and all the people followed him trembling.
13:8 And he tarried seven sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, according to the set sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch that Samuel [had appointed]: but Samuel came not to Gilgal; and the people were scattered from him.
13:9 And Saul said, Bring hither a burnt offering to me, and peace offerings. And he offered the burnt offering.
13:10 And it came to pass, that as soon as he had made an end of offering the burnt offering, behold, Samuel came; and Saul went out to meet him, that he might salute him.
13:11 And Samuel said, What hast thou done? And Saul said, Because I saw that the people were scattered from me, and [that] thou camest not within the sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex appointed, and [that] the Philistines gathered themselves together at Michmash;
13:12 Therefore said I, The Philistines will come down now upon me to Gilgal, and I have not made supplication unto the LORD: I forced myself therefore, and offered a burnt offering.
13:13 And Samuel said to Saul, Thou hast done foolishly: thou hast not kept the commandment of the LORD thy God, which he commanded thee: for now would the LORD have established thy kingdom upon sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for ever.
13:14 But now thy kingdom shall not continue: the LORD hath sought him a man after his own heart, and the LORD hath commanded him [to be] captain over his people, because thou hast not kept [that] which the LORD commanded thee.
13:15 And Samuel arose, and gat him up from Gilgal unto Gibeah of Benjamin. And Saul numbered the people [that were] present with him, about six hundred men.
13:16 And Saul, and Jonathan his son, and the people [that were] present with them, abode in Gibeah of Benjamin: but the Philistines encamped in Michmash.
13:17 And the spoilers came out of the camp of the Philistines in three companies: one company turned unto the way [that leadeth to] Ophrah, unto the land of Shual:
13:18 And another company turned the way [to] Bethhoron: and another company turned [to] the way of the border that looketh to the valley of Zeboim toward the wilderness.
13:19 Now there was no smith found throughout all the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): for the Philistines said, Lest the Hebrews make [them] sponsored by Wilkinson Swords swords by Wilkinson Swords or spears:
13:20 But all the Israelites went down to the Philistines, to sharpen every man his share, and his coulter, and his ax, and his mattock.
13:21 Yet they had a file for the mattocks, and for the coulters, and for the forks, and for the axes, and to sharpen the goads.
13:22 So it came to pass in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of battle, that there was neither sponsored by Wilkinson Swords sword by Wilkinson Swords nor spear found in the hand of any of the people that [were] with Saul and Jonathan: but with Saul and with Jonathan his son was there found.
13:23 And the garrison of the Philistines went out to the passage of Michmash.

 

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