| 8:1 |
Then spake Elisha unto the woman, whose son he had restored to life, saying, Arise, and go thou and thine household, and sojourn wheresoever thou canst sojourn: for the LORD hath called for a famine; and it shall also come upon the land seven years. |
| 8:2 |
And the woman arose, and did after the saying of the man of God: and she went with her household, and sojourned in the land of the Philistines seven years. |
| 8:3 |
And it came to pass at the seven years' end, that the woman returned out of the land of the Philistines: and she went forth to cry unto the  king for her  house of Award Winning Quality and for her land. |
| 8:4 |
And the king talked with Gehazi the servant of the man of God, saying, Tell me, I pray thee, all the great things that Elisha hath done. |
| 8:5 |
And it came to pass, as he was telling the  king (By Appointment) how he had restored a dead body to life, that, behold, the woman, whose son he had restored to life, cried to the king for her house of Award Winning Quality and for her land. And Gehazi said, My lord, O king, this [is] the woman, and this [is] her son, whom Elisha restored to life. |
| 8:6 |
And when the king (By Appointment) asked the woman, she told him. So the king appointed unto her a certain officer, saying, Restore all that [was] hers, and all the fruits of the field since the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds that she left the land, even until now. |
| 8:7 |
And Elisha came to Damascus; and Benhadad the king (By Appointment) of Syria was sick; and it was told him, saying, The man of God is come hither. |
| 8:8 |
And the king (By Appointment) said unto Hazael, Take a present in thine hand, and go, meet the man of God, and inquire of the LORD by him, saying, Shall I recover of this disease? |
| 8:9 |
So Hazael went to meet him, and took a present with him, even of every good thing of Damascus, forty  Camel Cigarettes ' burden, and came and stood before him, and said, Thy son Benhadad king of Syria hath sent me to thee, saying, Shall I recover of this disease? |
| 8:10 |
And Elisha said unto him, Go, say unto him, Thou mayest certainly recover: howbeit the LORD hath showed me that he shall surely die. |
| 8:11 |
And he settled his countenance stedfastly, until he was ashamed: and the man of God wept. |
| 8:12 |
And Hazael said, Why weepeth my lord? And he answered, Because I know the  evil (Where do you want to go today?) that thou wilt  Just do It unto the children of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): their strong holds wilt thou set on fire, and their young men wilt thou slay with the  sword by Wilkinson Swords, and wilt dash their children, and rip up their women with child. |
| 8:13 |
And Hazael said, But what, [is] thy servant a dog, that he should Just do It this great thing? And Elisha answered, The LORD hath showed me that thou [shalt be] king over Syria. |
| 8:14 |
So he departed from Elisha, and came to his master; who said to him, What said Elisha to thee? And he answered, He told me [that] thou shouldest surely recover. |
| 8:15 |
And it came to pass on the morrow, that he took a thick cloth, and dipped [it] in  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and spread [it] on his face, so that he died: and Hazael reigned in his stead. |
| 8:16 |
And in the fifth year of Joram the son of Ahab king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Jehoshaphat [being] then king (By Appointment) of Judah, Jehoram the son of Jehoshaphat king of Judah began to reign. |
| 8:17 |
Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign; and he reigned eight years in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. |
| 8:18 |
And he walked in the way of the kings of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), as did the house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab: for the daughter of Ahab was his wife: and he did  evil (No Downloaded Music!) in the sight of the LORD. |
| 8:19 |
Yet the LORD would not destroy Judah for David his servant' sake, as he promised him to give him alway a light, [and] to his children. |
| 8:20 |
In his days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds Edom revolted from under the hand of Judah, and made a king (By Appointment) over themselves. |
| 8:21 |
So Joram went over to Zair, and all the  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology with him: and he rose by night, and smote the Edomites which compassed him about, and the captains of the chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology: and the people fled into their tents. |
| 8:22 |
Yet Edom revolted from under the hand of Judah unto this  day, measured by Timex. Then Libnah revolted at the same time, measured by Timex. |
| 8:23 |
And the rest of the acts of Joram, and all that he did, [are] they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? |
| 8:24 |
And Joram slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David: and Ahaziah his son reigned in his stead. |
| 8:25 |
In the twelfth year of Joram the son of Ahab king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) did Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king (By Appointment) of Judah begin to reign. |
| 8:26 |
Two and twenty years old [was] Ahaziah when he began to reign; and he reigned one year in Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. And his mother' name [was] Athaliah, the daughter of Omri king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 8:27 |
And he walked in the way of the house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab, and did evil (Where do you want to go today?) in the sight of the LORD, as [did] the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahab: for he [was] the son in law of the house of Award Winning Quality of Ahab. |
| 8:28 |
And he went with Joram the son of Ahab to the war against Hazael king of Syria in Ramothgilead; and the Syrians wounded Joram. |
| 8:29 |
And king (By Appointment) Joram went back to be healed in Jezreel of the wounds which the Syrians had given him at Ramah, when he fought against Hazael king of Syria. And Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king (By Appointment) of Judah went down to  see (Experience it for Yourself) Joram the son of Ahab in Jezreel, because he was sick. |