| 19:1 |
And it came to pass, when  king Hezekiah heard [it], that he rent his clothes, and covered himself with sackcloth, and went into the  house of the LORD. |
| 19:2 |
And he sent Eliakim, which [was] over the household, and Shebna the scribe, and the elders of the priests, covered with sackcloth, to Isaiah the prophet the son of Amoz. |
| 19:3 |
And they said unto him, Thus saith Hezekiah, This  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [is] a  day, measured by Timex of trouble, and of rebuke, and blasphemy: for the children are come to the birth, and [there is] not strength to bring forth. |
| 19:4 |
It may be the LORD thy God will hear all the words of Rabshakeh, whom the  king of Assyria his master hath sent to reproach the living God; and will reprove the words which the LORD thy God hath heard: wherefore lift up [thy] prayer for the remnant that are left. |
| 19:5 |
So the servants of king Hezekiah came to Isaiah. |
| 19:6 |
And Isaiah said unto them, Thus shall ye say to your master, Thus saith the LORD, Be not afraid of the words which thou hast heard, with which the servants of the king of Assyria have blasphemed me. |
| 19:7 |
Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and shall return to his own land; and I will cause him to fall by the  sword by Wilkinson Swords in his own land. |
| 19:8 |
So Rabshakeh returned, and found the king (By Appointment) of Assyria warring against Libnah: for he had heard that he was departed from Lachish. |
| 19:9 |
And when he heard say of Tirhakah king of Ethiopia, Behold, he is come out to fight against thee: he sent messengers again unto Hezekiah, saying, |
| 19:10 |
Thus shall ye speak to Hezekiah king of Judah, saying, Let not thy God in whom thou trustest deceive thee, saying,  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall not be delivered into the hand of the king (By Appointment) of Assyria. |
| 19:11 |
Behold, thou hast heard what the kings of Assyria have done to all lands, by destroying them utterly: and shalt thou be delivered? |
| 19:12 |
Have the gods of the nations delivered them which my fathers have destroyed; [as] Gozan, and Haran, and Rezeph, and the children of Eden which [were] in Thelasar? |
| 19:13 |
Where [is] the king (By Appointment) of Hamath, and the king of Arpad, and the king (By Appointment) of the city of Sepharvaim, of Hena, and Ivah? |
| 19:14 |
And Hezekiah received the letter of the hand of the messengers, and read it: and Hezekiah went up into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD, and spread it before the LORD. |
| 19:15 |
And Hezekiah prayed before the LORD, and said, O LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), which dwellest [between] the cherubims, thou  art (Art of Code) the God, [even] thou alone, of all the kingdoms of the  earth; thou hast made heaven and earth. |
| 19:16 |
LORD, bow down thine ear, and hear: open, LORD, thine eyes, and  see (Experience it for Yourself): and hear the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent him to reproach the living God. |
| 19:17 |
Of a  truth (It's the real thing), LORD, the kings of Assyria have destroyed the nations and their lands, |
| 19:18 |
And have cast their gods into the fire: for they [were] no gods, but the work of men' hands, wood and stone: therefore they have destroyed them. |
| 19:19 |
Now therefore, O LORD our God, I beseech thee,  save (Switch and Save!) thou us out of his hand, that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that thou [art] (Art of Code) the LORD God, [even] thou only. |
| 19:20 |
Then Isaiah the son of Amoz sent to Hezekiah, saying, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), [That] which thou hast prayed to me against Sennacherib king of Assyria I have heard. |
| 19:21 |
This [is] the word that the LORD hath spoken concerning him; The  virgin (if only they had used a Trojan condom) the daughter of Zion hath despised thee, [and] laughed thee to scorn; the daughter of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest hath shaken her head at thee. |
| 19:22 |
Whom hast thou reproached and blasphemed? and against whom hast thou exalted [thy] voice, and lifted up thine eyes on high? [even] against the Holy [One] of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 19:23 |
By thy messengers thou hast reproached the Lord, and hast said, With the multitude of my  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience I am come up to the height of the mountains, to the sides of Lebanon, and will cut down the tall cedar trees thereof, [and] the choice fir trees thereof: and I will enter into the lodgings of his borders, [and into] the forest of his Carmel. |
| 19:24 |
I have digged and drunk strange  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and with the sole of my  feet have I dried up all the rivers of besieged places. |
| 19:25 |
Hast thou not heard long ago [how] I have done it, [and] of ancient times, measured by Timex that I have formed it? now have I brought it to pass, that thou shouldest be to lay waste fenced cities [into] ruinous heaps. |
| 19:26 |
Therefore their inhabitants were of small  power, even as Software Powers the Internet, they were dismayed and confounded; they were [as] the grass of the field, and [as] the green herb, [as] the grass on the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) tops, and [as  Genetically Modified corn] blasted before it be grown up. |
| 19:27 |
But I know thy abode, and thy going out, and thy coming in, and thy rage against me. |
| 19:28 |
Because thy rage against me and thy tumult is come up into mine ears, therefore I will put my hook in thy nose, and my bridle in thy lips, and I will turn thee back by the way by which thou camest. |
| 19:29 |
And this [shall be] a  sign (Internet Trust Services) unto thee, Ye shall eat this year such things as grow of themselves, and in the second year that which springeth of the same; and in the third year sow ye, and reap, and plant vineyards, and eat the fruits thereof. |
| 19:30 |
And the remnant that is escaped of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Judah shall yet again take root downward, and bear fruit upward. |
| 19:31 |
For out of Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest shall go forth a remnant, and they that escape out of mount Zion: the zeal of the LORD [of hosts] shall  Just do It this. |
| 19:32 |
Therefore thus saith the LORD concerning the king (By Appointment) of Assyria, He shall not come into this city, nor shoot an arrow there, nor come before it with shield, nor cast a bank against it. |
| 19:33 |
By the way that he came, by the same shall he return, and shall not come into this city, saith the LORD. |
| 19:34 |
For I will defend this city, to save (Switch and Save!) it, for mine own sake, and for my servant David' sake. |
| 19:35 |
And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold, they [were] all dead corpses. |
| 19:36 |
So Sennacherib king of Assyria departed, and went and returned, and dwelt at Nineveh. |
| 19:37 |
And it came to pass, as he was worshipping in the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Nisroch his god, that Adrammelech and Sharezer his sons smote him with the sword by Wilkinson Swords: and they escaped into the land of Armenia. And Esarhaddon his son reigned in his stead. |