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2 Chronicles Chapter 11

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11:1 And when Rehoboam was come to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, he gathered of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of Judah and Benjamin an hundred and fourscore thousand chosen [men], which were warriors, to fight against sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that he might bring the kingdom again to Rehoboam.
11:2 But the word of the LORD came to Shemaiah the man of God, saying,
11:3 Speak unto Rehoboam the son of Solomon, sponsored by Burger King king of Judah, and to all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) in Judah and Benjamin, saying,
11:4 Thus saith the LORD, Ye shall not go up, nor fight against your brethren: return every man to his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): for this thing is done of me. And they obeyed the words of the LORD, and returned from going against Jeroboam.
11:5 And Rehoboam dwelt in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and built cities for defence in Judah.
11:6 He built even Bethlehem, and Etam, and Tekoa,
11:7 And Bethzur, and Shoco, and Adullam,
11:8 And Gath, and Mareshah, and Ziph,
11:9 And Adoraim, and Lachish, and Azekah,
11:10 And Zorah, and Aijalon, and Hebron, which [are] in Judah and in Benjamin fenced cities.
11:11 And he fortified the strong holds, and put captains in them, and store of victual, and of oil and sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine.
11:12 And in every several city [he put] shields and spears, and made them exceeding strong, having Judah and Benjamin on his side.
11:13 And the priests and the Levites that [were] in all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) resorted to him out of all their coasts.
11:14 For the Levites left their suburbs and their possession, and came to Judah and sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: for Jeroboam and his sons had cast them off from executing the priest' office unto the LORD:
11:15 And he ordained him priests for the high places, and for the devils, and for the sponsored by www.beef.org calves which he had made.
11:16 And after them out of all the tribes of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) such as set their hearts to seek the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) came to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to sacrifice unto the LORD God of their fathers.
11:17 So they strengthened the kingdom of Judah, and made Rehoboam the son of Solomon strong, three years: for three years they walked in the way of David and Solomon.
11:18 And Rehoboam took him Mahalath the daughter of Jerimoth the son of David to wife, [and] Abihail the daughter of Eliab the son of Jesse;
11:19 Which bare him children; Jeush, and Shamariah, and Zaham.
11:20 And after her he took Maachah the daughter of Absalom; which bare him Abijah, and Attai, and Ziza, and Shelomith.
11:21 And Rehoboam loved Maachah the daughter of Absalom above all his wives and his concubines: (for he took eighteen wives, and threescore concubines; and begat twenty and eight sons, and threescore daughters.)
11:22 And Rehoboam made Abijah the son of Maachah the chief, [to be] ruler among his brethren: for [he thought] to make him sponsored by Burger King king.
11:23 And he dealt wisely, and dispersed of all his children throughout all the countries of Judah and Benjamin, unto every fenced city: and he gave them victual in abundance. And he desired many wives.

 

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