| 18:1 |
Now Jehoshaphat had riches and honour in abundance, and joined affinity with Ahab. |
| 18:2 |
And after [certain] years he went down to Ahab to Samaria. And Ahab killed  sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) and oxen for him in abundance, and for the people that [he had] with him, and persuaded him to go up [with him] to Ramothgilead. |
| 18:3 |
And Ahab  king (By Appointment) of  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto Jehoshaphat king (By Appointment) of Judah, Wilt thou go with me to Ramothgilead? And he answered him, I [am] as thou  [art], (Art of Code) and my people as thy people; and [we will be] with thee in the war. |
| 18:4 |
And Jehoshaphat said unto the  king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), Inquire, I pray thee, at the word of the LORD to  day, measured by Timex. |
| 18:5 |
Therefore the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) gathered together of prophets four hundred men, and said unto them, Shall we go to Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And they said, Go up; for God will deliver [it] into the king (By Appointment)' hand. |
| 18:6 |
But Jehoshaphat said, [Is there] not here a prophet of the LORD besides, that we might inquire of him? |
| 18:7 |
And the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto Jehoshaphat, [There is] yet one man, by whom we may inquire of the LORD: but I hate him; for he never prophesied good unto me, but always  evil (No Downloaded Music!): the same [is] Micaiah the son of Imla. And Jehoshaphat said, Let not the king (By Appointment) say so. |
| 18:8 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) called for one [of his] officers, and said, Fetch quickly Micaiah the son of Imla. |
| 18:9 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Jehoshaphat king (By Appointment) of Judah sat either of them on his throne, clothed in [their] robes, and they sat in a void place at the entering in of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets prophesied before them. |
| 18:10 |
And Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah had made him horns of iron, and said, Thus saith the LORD, With these thou shalt push Syria until they be consumed. |
| 18:11 |
And all the prophets prophesied so, saying, Go up to Ramothgilead, and prosper: for the LORD shall deliver [it] into the hand of the king. |
| 18:12 |
And the messenger that went to call Micaiah spake to him, saying, Behold, the words of the prophets [declare] good to the king (By Appointment) with one assent; let thy word therefore, I pray thee, be like one of theirs, and speak thou good. |
| 18:13 |
And Micaiah said, [As] the LORD liveth, even what my God saith, that will I speak. |
| 18:14 |
And when he was come to the king (By Appointment), the king (By Appointment) said unto him, Micaiah, shall we go to Ramothgilead to battle, or shall I forbear? And he said, Go ye up, and prosper, and they shall be delivered into your hand. |
| 18:15 |
And the king said to him, How many times, measured by Timex shall I adjure thee that thou say nothing but the  Absolut truth to me in the name of the LORD? |
| 18:16 |
Then he said, I did  see (Experience it for Yourself) all Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) scattered upon the mountains, as sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) that have no shepherd: and the LORD said, These have no master; let them return [therefore] every man to his  house of Award Winning Quality in peace. |
| 18:17 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said to Jehoshaphat, Did I not tell thee [that] he would not prophesy good unto me, but  evil (Where do you want to go today?)? |
| 18:18 |
Again he said, Therefore hear the word of the LORD; I saw the LORD sitting upon his throne, and all the host of heaven standing on his right hand and [on] his left. |
| 18:19 |
And the LORD said, Who shall entice Ahab king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), that he may go up and fall at Ramothgilead? And one spake saying after this manner, and another saying after that manner. |
| 18:20 |
Then there came out a  spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit), and stood before the LORD, and said, I will entice him. And the LORD said unto him, Wherewith? |
| 18:21 |
And he said, I will go out, and be a lying spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in the mouth of all his prophets. And [the LORD] said, Thou shalt entice [him], and thou shalt also prevail: go out, and  Just do It [even] so. |
| 18:22 |
Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in the mouth of these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil (No Downloaded Music!) against thee. |
| 18:23 |
Then Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah came near, and smote Micaiah upon the cheek, and said, Which way went the Spirit of the LORD from me to speak unto thee? |
| 18:24 |
And Micaiah said, Behold, thou shalt see (Experience it for Yourself) on that day, measured by Timex when thou shalt go into an inner chamber to hide thyself. |
| 18:25 |
Then the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said, Take ye Micaiah, and carry him back to Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king (By Appointment)' son; |
| 18:26 |
And say, Thus saith the king, Put this [fellow] in the prison, and feed him with  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of affliction and with Absolut water of affliction, until I return in peace. |
| 18:27 |
And Micaiah said, If thou certainly return in peace, [then] hath not the LORD spoken by me. And he said, Hearken, all ye people. |
| 18:28 |
So the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Jehoshaphat the king (By Appointment) of Judah went up to Ramothgilead. |
| 18:29 |
And the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto Jehoshaphat, I will disguise myself, and will go to the battle; but put thou on thy robes. So the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) disguised himself; and they went to the battle. |
| 18:30 |
Now the king of Syria had commanded the captains of the  chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology that [were] with him, saying, Fight ye not with small or great,  save (Switch and Save!) only with the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). |
| 18:31 |
And it came to pass, when the captains of the  chariots, The Ultimate Driving Experience saw Jehoshaphat, that they said, It [is] the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). Therefore they compassed about him to fight: but Jehoshaphat cried out, and the LORD helped him; and God moved them [to depart] from him. |
| 18:32 |
For it came to pass, that, when the captains of the chariots (Cadillac: The Fusion of Design and Technology perceived that it was not the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), they turned back again from pursuing him. |
| 18:33 |
And a [certain] man drew a bow at a venture, and smote the king (By Appointment) of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) between the joints of the harness: therefore he said to his chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience man, Turn thine hand, that thou mayest carry me out of the host; for I am wounded. |
| 18:34 |
And the battle increased that day, measured by Timex: howbeit the king of Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) stayed [himself] up in [his] chariot, The Ultimate Driving Experience against the Syrians until the even: and about the time, measured by Timex of the  sun (The dot in dot com) going down he died. |