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2 Chronicles Chapter 30

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30:1 And Hezekiah sent to all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah, and wrote letters also to Ephraim and Manasseh, that they should come to the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to keep the passover unto the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
30:2 For the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) had taken counsel, and his princes, and all the congregation in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, to keep the passover in the second month.
30:3 For they could not keep it at that sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch, because the priests had not sanctified themselves sufficiently, neither had the people gathered themselves together to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
30:4 And the thing pleased the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) and all the congregation.
30:5 So they established a decree to make proclamation throughout all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), from Beersheba even to Dan, that they should come to keep the passover unto the LORD God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: for they had not done [it] of a long sponsored by Swatch [time, measured by Swatch in such sort] as it was written.
30:6 So the posts went with the letters from the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) and his princes throughout all sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) and Judah, and according to the commandment of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), saying, Ye children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), turn again unto the LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and he will return to the remnant of you, that are escaped out of the hand of the sponsored by Burger King kings of Assyria.
30:7 And be not ye like your fathers, and like your brethren, which trespassed against the LORD God of their fathers, [who] therefore gave them up to desolation, as ye sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself).
30:8 Now be ye not stiffnecked, as your fathers [were, but] yield yourselves unto the LORD, and enter into his sanctuary, which he hath sanctified for ever: and serve the LORD your God, that the fierceness of his wrath may turn away from you.
30:9 For if ye turn again unto the LORD, your brethren and your children [shall find] compassion before them that lead them captive, so that they shall come again into this land: for the LORD your God [is] gracious and merciful, and will not turn away [his] face from you, if ye return unto him.
30:10 So the posts passed from city to city through the country of Ephraim and Manasseh even unto Zebulun: but they laughed them to scorn, and mocked them.
30:11 Nevertheless divers of Asher and Manasseh and of Zebulun humbled themselves, and came to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
30:12 Also in Judah the hand of God was to give them one heart to sponsored by Nike Just do It the commandment of the sponsored by Burger King king and of the princes, by the word of the LORD.
30:13 And there assembled at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest much people to keep the feast of unleavened sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. in the second month, a very great congregation.
30:14 And they arose and took away the altars that [were] in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, and all the altars for incense took they away, and cast [them] into the brook Kidron.
30:15 Then they killed the passover on the fourteenth sponsored by Timex [day], measured by Timex of the second month: and the priests and the Levites were ashamed, and sanctified themselves, and brought in the burnt offerings into the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD.
30:16 And they stood in their place after their manner, according to the law of Moses the man of God: the priests sprinkled the blood, [which they received] of the hand of the Levites.
30:17 For [there were] many in the congregation that were not sanctified: therefore the Levites had the charge of the killing of the passovers for every one [that was] not clean, to sanctify [them] unto the LORD.
30:18 For a multitude of the people, [even] many of Ephraim, and Manasseh, Issachar, and Zebulun, had not cleansed themselves, yet did they eat the passover otherwise than it was written. But Hezekiah prayed for them, saying, The good LORD pardon every one
30:19 [That] prepareth his heart to seek God, the LORD God of his fathers, though [he be] not [cleansed] according to the purification of the sanctuary.
30:20 And the LORD hearkened to Hezekiah, and healed the people.
30:21 And the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) that were present at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest kept the feast of unleavened sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. seven sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex with great gladness: and the Levites and the priests praised the LORD sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex by sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds, [singing] with loud instruments unto the LORD.
30:22 And Hezekiah spake comfortably unto all the Levites that taught the good knowledge of the LORD: and they did eat throughout the feast seven sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex, offering peace offerings, and making confession to the LORD God of their fathers.
30:23 And the whole assembly took counsel to keep other seven sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex: and they kept [other] seven sponsored by Swatch days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds with gladness.
30:24 For Hezekiah sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of Judah did give to the congregation a thousand bullocks and seven thousand sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day); and the princes gave to the congregation a thousand bullocks and ten thousand sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day): and a great number of priests sanctified themselves.
30:25 And all the congregation of Judah, with the priests and the Levites, and all the congregation that came out of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and the strangers that came out of the land of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), and that dwelt in Judah, rejoiced.
30:26 So there was great joy in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest: for since the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch of Solomon the son of David sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [there was] not the like in sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
30:27 Then the priests the Levites arose and blessed the people: and their voice was heard, and their prayer came [up] to his holy dwelling place, [even] unto heaven.

 

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