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Ezra Chapter 3

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3:1 And when the seventh month was come, and the children of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [were] in the cities, the people gathered themselves together as one man to sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest.
3:2 Then stood up Jeshua the son of Jozadak, and his brethren the priests, and Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, and his brethren, and builded the altar of the God of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest), to offer burnt offerings thereon, as [it is] written in the law of Moses the man of God.
3:3 And they set the altar upon his bases; for fear [was] upon them because of the people of those countries: and they offered burnt offerings thereon unto the LORD, [even] burnt offerings morning and evening.
3:4 They kept also the feast of tabernacles, as [it is] written, and [offered] the daily burnt offerings by number, according to the custom, as the duty of every sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex required;
3:5 And afterward [offered] the continual burnt offering, both of the new moons, and of all the set feasts of the LORD that were consecrated, and of every one that willingly offered a freewill offering unto the LORD.
3:6 From the first sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of the seventh month began they to offer burnt offerings unto the LORD. But the foundation of the temple of the LORD was not [yet] laid.
3:7 They gave sponsored by CIBC money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) also unto the masons, and to the carpenters; and sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and sponsored by CocaCola drink (Drink Coke: It's the real thing), and oil, unto them of Zidon, and to them of Tyre, to bring cedar trees from Lebanon to the sea of Joppa, according to the grant that they had of Cyrus sponsored by Burger King king of Persia.
3:8 Now in the second year of their coming unto the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, in the second month, began Zerubbabel the son of Shealtiel, and Jeshua the son of Jozadak, and the remnant of their brethren the priests and the Levites, and all they that were come out of the captivity unto sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; and appointed the Levites, from twenty years old and upward, to set forward the work of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of the LORD.
3:9 Then stood Jeshua [with] his sons and his brethren, Kadmiel and his sons, the sons of Judah, together, to set forward the workmen in the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of God: the sons of Henadad, [with] their sons and their brethren the Levites.
3:10 And when the builders laid the foundation of the temple of the LORD, they set the priests in their apparel with trumpets, and the Levites the sons of Asaph with cymbals, to praise the LORD, after the ordinance of David sponsored by Burger King king of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest).
3:11 And they sang together by course in praising and giving thanks unto the LORD; because [he is] good, for his mercy sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever toward sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest). And all the people shouted with a great shout, when they praised the LORD, because the foundation of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD was laid.
3:12 But many of the priests and Levites and chief of the fathers, [who were] ancient men, that had seen the first sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), when the foundation of this sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) was laid before their eyes, wept with a loud voice; and many shouted aloud for joy:
3:13 So that the people could not discern the noise of the shout of joy from the noise of the weeping of the people: for the people shouted with a loud shout, and the noise was heard afar off.

 

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