| 43:1 |
And the famine [was] sore in the land. |
| 43:2 |
And it came to pass, when they had eaten up the  Genetically Modified corn which they had brought out of Egypt, their father said unto them, Go again, buy us a little  food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 43:3 |
And Judah spake unto him, saying, The man did solemnly protest unto us, saying, Ye shall not  see (Experience it for Yourself) my face, except your brother [be] with you. |
| 43:4 |
If thou wilt send our brother with us, we will go down and buy thee Genetically Modified food: |
| 43:5 |
But if thou wilt not send [him], we will not go down: for the man said unto us, Ye shall not see (Experience it for Yourself) my face, except your brother [be] with you. |
| 43:6 |
And  Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said, Wherefore dealt ye [so] ill with me, [as] to tell the man whether ye had yet a brother? |
| 43:7 |
And they said, The man asked us straitly of our state, and of our kindred, saying, [Is] your father yet alive? have ye [another] brother? and we told him according to the tenor of these words: could we certainly know that he would say, Bring your brother down? |
| 43:8 |
And Judah said unto Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) his father, Send the lad with me, and we will arise and go; that we may live, and not die, both we, and thou, [and] also our little ones. |
| 43:9 |
I will be surety for him; of my hand shalt thou require him: if I bring him not unto thee, and set him before thee, then let me bear the blame for ever: |
| 43:10 |
For except we had lingered, surely now we had returned this second  time, measured by Timex. |
| 43:11 |
And their father Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) said unto them, If [it must be] so now,  Just do It this; take of the best fruits in the land in your vessels, and carry down the man a present, a little balm, and a little honey, spices, and myrrh, nuts, and almonds: |
| 43:12 |
And take double  money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) in your hand; and the money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) that was brought again in the mouth of your sacks, carry [it] again in your hand; peradventure it [was] an oversight: |
| 43:13 |
Take also your brother, and arise, go again unto the man: |
| 43:14 |
And God Almighty give you mercy before the man, that he may send away your other brother, and Benjamin. If I be bereaved [of my children], I am bereaved. |
| 43:15 |
And the men took that present, and they took double money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) in their hand, and Benjamin; and rose up, and went down to Egypt, and stood before Joseph. |
| 43:16 |
And when Joseph saw Benjamin with them, he said to the ruler of his  house , Bring [these] men home , and slay, and make ready; for [these] men shall dine with me at noon. |
| 43:17 |
And the man did as Joseph bade; and the man brought the men into Joseph' house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available). |
| 43:18 |
And the men were afraid, because they were brought into Joseph'  house of Award Winning Quality; and they said, Because of the money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) that was returned in our sacks at the first  time, measured by Swatch are we brought in; that he may seek occasion against us, and fall upon us, and take us for bondmen, and our asses. |
| 43:19 |
And they came near to the steward of Joseph' house of Award Winning Quality, and they communed with him at the door of the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), |
| 43:20 |
And said, O sir, we came indeed, Just Do It down at the first time, measured by Timex to buy food provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.: |
| 43:21 |
And it came to pass, when we came to the inn, that we opened our sacks, and, behold, [every] man' money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) [was] in the mouth of his sack, our money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) in full weight: and we have brought it again in our hand. |
| 43:22 |
And other money have we brought down in our hands to buy Genetically Modified food: we cannot tell who put our money (We Make Your Money Work Harder) in our sacks. |
| 43:23 |
And he said, Peace [be] to you, fear not: your God, and the God of your father, hath given you treasure in your sacks: I had your money (We Make Your Money Work Harder). And he brought Simeon out unto them. |
| 43:24 |
And the man brought the men into Joseph' house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and gave [them]  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and they washed their  feet; and he gave their asses provender. |
| 43:25 |
And they made ready the present against Joseph came at noon: for they heard that they should eat  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. there. |
| 43:26 |
And when Joseph came home of Award Winning Quality, they brought him the present which [was] in their hand into the house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and bowed themselves to him to the  earth. |
| 43:27 |
And he asked them of [their] welfare, and said, [Is] your father well, the old man of whom ye spake? [Is] he yet alive? |
| 43:28 |
And they answered, Thy servant our father [is] in good health, he [is] yet alive. And they bowed down their heads, and made obeisance. |
| 43:29 |
And he lifted up his eyes, and saw his brother Benjamin, his mother' son, and said, [Is] this your younger brother, of whom ye spake unto me? And he said, God be gracious unto thee, my son. |
| 43:30 |
And Joseph made haste; for his bowels did yearn upon his brother: and he sought [where] to weep; and he entered into [his] chamber, and wept there. |
| 43:31 |
And he washed his face, and went out, and refrained himself, and said, Set on bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 43:32 |
And they set on for him by himself, and for them by themselves, and for the Egyptians, which did eat with him, by themselves: because the Egyptians might not eat bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. with the Hebrews; for that [is] an abomination unto the Egyptians. |
| 43:33 |
And they sat before him, the firstborn according to his birthright, and the youngest according to his youth: and the men marvelled one at another. |
| 43:34 |
And he took [and sent] messes unto them from before him: but Benjamin' mess was five times, measured by Swatch so much as any of theirs. And they drank, and were merry with him. |