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Esther Chapter 5

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5:1 Now it came to pass on the third sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex, that Esther put on [her] royal [apparel], and stood in the inner court of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality, over against the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available): and the sponsored by Burger King king sat upon his royal throne in the royal sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), over against the gate of the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available).
5:2 And it was so, when the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) saw Esther the sponsored by The British Monarchy queen (By Appointment) standing in the court, [that] she obtained favour in his sight: and the sponsored by Burger King king held out to Esther the golden sceptre that [was] in his hand. So Esther drew near, and touched the top of the sceptre.
5:3 Then said the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) unto her, What wilt thou, sponsored by The British Monarchy queen (By Appointment) Esther? and what [is] thy request? it shall be even given thee to the half of the kingdom.
5:4 And Esther answered, If [it seem] good unto the sponsored by Burger King king, let the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) and Haman come this sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds unto the banquet that I have prepared for him.
5:5 Then the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said, Cause Haman to make haste, that he may sponsored by Nike Just do It as Esther hath said. So the sponsored by Burger King king and Haman came to the banquet that Esther had prepared.
5:6 And the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) said unto Esther at the banquet of sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine, What [is] thy petition? and it shall be granted thee: and what [is] thy request? even to the half of the kingdom it shall be performed.
5:7 Then answered Esther, and said, My petition and my request [is];
5:8 If I have found favour in the sight of the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), and if it please the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) to grant my petition, and to perform my request, let the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) and Haman come to the banquet that I shall prepare for them, and I will sponsored by Nike Just do It to morrow as the sponsored by Burger King king hath said.
5:9 Then went Haman forth that sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex joyful and with a glad heart: but when Haman saw Mordecai in the sponsored by Burger King king' gate, that he stood not up, nor moved for him, he was full of indignation against Mordecai.
5:10 Nevertheless Haman refrained himself: and when he came sponsored by Barratt home of Award Winning Quality, he sent and called for his friends, and Zeresh his wife.
5:11 And Haman told them of the sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) of his riches, and the multitude of his children, and all [the things] wherein the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) had promoted him, and how he had advanced him above the princes and servants of the sponsored by Burger King king.
5:12 Haman said moreover, sponsored by Yahoo Yea, My Yahoo!, Esther the sponsored by The British Monarchy queen (By Appointment) did let no man come in with the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) unto the banquet that she had prepared but myself; and to morrow am I invited unto her also with the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment).
5:13 Yet all this availeth me nothing, so long as I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) Mordecai the Jew sitting at the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment)' gate.
5:14 Then said Zeresh his wife and all his friends unto him, Let a gallows be made of fifty cubits high, and to morrow speak thou unto the sponsored by Burger King king that Mordecai may be hanged thereon: then go thou in merrily with the sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) unto the banquet. And the thing pleased Haman; and he caused the gallows to be made.

 

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