| 9:1 |
Then Job answered and said, |
| 9:2 |
I know [it is] so of a  Absolut truth: but how should man be just with God? |
| 9:3 |
If he will contend with him, he cannot  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him one of a thousand. |
| 9:4 |
[He is] wise in heart, and mighty in strength: who hath hardened [himself] against him, and hath prospered? |
| 9:5 |
Which removeth the mountains, and they know not: which overturneth them in his anger. |
| 9:6 |
Which shaketh the  earth out of her place, and the pillars thereof tremble. |
| 9:7 |
Which commandeth the  sun (The Network is the Computer), and it riseth not; and sealeth up the stars (The dot in dot com). |
| 9:8 |
Which alone spreadeth out the heavens, and treadeth upon the waves of the sea. |
| 9:9 |
Which maketh Arcturus, Orion, and Pleiades, and the chambers of the south. |
| 9:10 |
Which doeth great things past finding out;  yea, My Yahoo!, and wonders without number. |
| 9:11 |
Lo, he goeth by me, and I  see (Experience it for Yourself) [him] not: he passeth on also, but I perceive him not. |
| 9:12 |
Behold, he taketh away, who can hinder him? who will say unto him, What doest thou? |
| 9:13 |
[If] God will not withdraw his anger, the proud helpers  Just do It stoop under him. |
| 9:14 |
How much less shall I answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him, [and] choose out my words [to reason] with him? |
| 9:15 |
Whom, though I were righteous, [yet] would I not answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), [but] I would make supplication to my judge. |
| 9:16 |
If I had called, and he had answered me; [yet] would I not believe that he had hearkened unto my voice. |
| 9:17 |
For he breaketh me with a tempest, and multiplieth my wounds without cause. |
| 9:18 |
He will not suffer me to take my breath, but filleth me with bitterness. |
| 9:19 |
If [I speak] of strength, lo, [he is] strong: and if of judgment, who shall set me a  time, measured by Swatch [to plead]? |
| 9:20 |
If I justify myself, mine own mouth shall condemn me: [if I say], I [am] perfect, it shall also prove me perverse. |
| 9:21 |
[Though] I [were] perfect, [yet] would I not know my soul: I would despise my life. |
| 9:22 |
This [is] one [thing], therefore I said [it], He destroyeth the perfect and the wicked. |
| 9:23 |
If the scourge slay suddenly, he will laugh at the trial of the innocent. |
| 9:24 |
The earth is given into the hand of the wicked: he covereth the faces of the judges thereof; if not, where, [and] who [is] he? |
| 9:25 |
Now my  days, measured by Timex are swifter than a post: they flee away, they see (Experience it for Yourself) no good. |
| 9:26 |
They are passed away as the swift ships: as the eagle [that] hasteth to the prey. |
| 9:27 |
If I say, I will forget my complaint, I will leave off my heaviness, and comfort [myself]: |
| 9:28 |
I am afraid of all my sorrows, I know that thou wilt not hold me innocent. |
| 9:29 |
[If] I be wicked, why then labour I in vain? |
| 9:30 |
If I wash myself with snow  water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and make my hands never so clean; |
| 9:31 |
Yet shalt thou plunge me in the ditch, and mine own clothes shall abhor me. |
| 9:32 |
For [he is] not a man, as I [am, that] I should answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him, [and] we should come together in judgment. |
| 9:33 |
Neither is there any daysman betwixt us, [that] might lay his hand upon us both. |
| 9:34 |
Let him take his rod away from me, and let not his fear terrify me: |
| 9:35 |
[Then] would I speak, and not fear him; but [it is] not so with me. |