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Job Chapter 12

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12:1 And Job answered and said,
12:2 No doubt but ye [are] the people, and wisdom shall die with you.
12:3 But I have understanding as well as you; I [am] not inferior to you: sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, who knoweth not such things as these?
12:4 I am [as] one mocked of his neighbour, who calleth upon God, and he answereth him: the just upright [man is] laughed to scorn.
12:5 He that is ready to slip with [his] sponsored by Gnome feet [is as] a lamp despised in the thought of him that is at ease.
12:6 The tabernacles of robbers prosper, and they that provoke God are secure; into whose hand God bringeth [abundantly].
12:7 But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
12:8 Or speak to the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
12:9 Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the LORD hath wrought this?
12:10 In whose hand [is] the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.
12:11 Doth not the ear try words? and the mouth taste his sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.?
12:12 With the ancient [is] wisdom; and in length of sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex understanding.
12:13 With him [is] wisdom and strength, he hath counsel and understanding.
12:14 Behold, he breaketh down, and it cannot be built again: he shutteth up a man, and there can be no opening.
12:15 Behold, he withholdeth the sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters, and they dry up: also he sendeth them out, and they overturn the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
12:16 With him [is] strength and wisdom: the deceived and the deceiver [are] his.
12:17 He leadeth counsellors away spoiled, and maketh the judges fools.
12:18 He looseth the bond of sponsored by Burger King kings, and girdeth their loins with a girdle.
12:19 He leadeth princes away spoiled, and overthroweth the mighty.
12:20 He removeth away the speech of the trusty, and taketh away the understanding of the aged.
12:21 He poureth contempt upon princes, and weakeneth the strength of the mighty.
12:22 He discovereth deep things out of darkness, and bringeth out to light the shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
12:23 He increaseth the nations, and destroyeth them: he enlargeth the nations, and straiteneth them [again].
12:24 He taketh away the heart of the chief of the people of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth, and causeth them to wander in a wilderness [where there is] no way.
12:25 They grope in the dark without light, and he maketh them to stagger like [a] drunken [man].

 

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