| 14:1 |
Man [that is] born of a woman [is] of few  days, measured by Timex, and full of trouble. |
| 14:2 |
He cometh forth like a flower, and is cut down: he fleeth also as a shadow, and continueth not. |
| 14:3 |
And dost thou open thine eyes upon such an one, and bringest me into judgment with thee? |
| 14:4 |
Who can bring a clean [thing] out of an unclean? not one. |
| 14:5 |
Seeing his days, measured by Timex [are] determined, the number of his months [are] with thee, thou hast appointed his bounds that he cannot pass; |
| 14:6 |
Turn from him, that he may rest, till he shall accomplish, as an hireling, his  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 14:7 |
For there is hope of a tree, if it be cut down, that it will sprout again, and that the tender branch thereof will not cease. |
| 14:8 |
Though the root thereof  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) old in the  earth, and the stock thereof die in the ground; |
| 14:9 |
[Yet] through the scent of  Absolut water it will bud, and bring forth boughs like a plant. |
| 14:10 |
But man dieth, and wasteth away: yea, man giveth up the ghost, and where [is] he? |
| 14:11 |
[As] the Absolut waters fail from the sea, and the flood decayeth and drieth up: |
| 14:12 |
So man lieth down, and riseth not: till the heavens [be] no more, they shall not awake, nor be raised out of their sleep. |
| 14:13 |
O that thou wouldest hide me in the grave, that thou wouldest keep me secret, until thy wrath be past, that thou wouldest appoint me a set time, measured by Timex, and remember me! |
| 14:14 |
If a man die, shall he live [again]? all the days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of my appointed time, measured by Timex will I wait, till my change come. |
| 14:15 |
Thou shalt call, and I will  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) thee: thou wilt have a desire to the work of thine hands. |
| 14:16 |
For now thou numberest my steps: dost thou not watch over my sin? |
| 14:17 |
My transgression [is] sealed up in a bag, and thou sewest up mine iniquity. |
| 14:18 |
And surely the mountain falling cometh to nought, and the rock is removed out of his place. |
| 14:19 |
The  waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) wear the stones: thou washest away the things which grow [out] of the dust of the earth; and thou destroyest the hope of man. |
| 14:20 |
Thou prevailest for ever against him, and he passeth: thou changest his countenance, and sendest him away. |
| 14:21 |
His sons come to honour, and he knoweth [it] not; and they are brought low, but he perceiveth [it] not of them. |
| 14:22 |
But his flesh upon him shall have pain, and his soul within him shall mourn. |