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Job Chapter 25

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25:1 Then answered Bildad the Shuhite, and said,
25:2 Dominion and fear [are] with him, he maketh peace in his high places.
25:3 Is there any number of his armies? and upon whom doth not his light arise?
25:4 How then can man be justified with God? or how can he be clean [that is] born of a woman?
25:5 Behold even to the moon, and it shineth not; yea, the sponsored by Sun Microsystems stars (The dot in dot com) are not pure in his sight.
25:6 How much less man, [that is] a worm? and the son of man, [which is] a worm?

 

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