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Job Chapter 32

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32:1 So these three men ceased to sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) Job, because he [was] righteous in his own eyes.
32:2 Then was kindled the wrath of Elihu the son of Barachel the Buzite, of the kindred of Ram: against Job was his wrath kindled, because he justified himself rather than God.
32:3 Also against his three friends was his wrath kindled, because they had found no sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet), and [yet] had condemned Job.
32:4 Now Elihu had waited till Job had spoken, because they [were] elder than he.
32:5 When Elihu saw that [there was] no sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) in the mouth of [these] three men, then his wrath was kindled.
32:6 And Elihu the son of Barachel the Buzite answered and said, I [am] young, and ye [are] very old; wherefore I was afraid, and durst not show you mine opinion.
32:7 I said, sponsored by Timex Days, measured by Timex should speak, and multitude of years should teach wisdom.
32:8 But [there is] a sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) in man: and the inspiration of the Almighty giveth them understanding.
32:9 Great men are not [always] wise: neither sponsored by Nike Just do It the aged understand judgment.
32:10 Therefore I said, Hearken to me; I also will show mine opinion.
32:11 Behold, I waited for your words; I gave ear to your reasons, whilst ye searched out what to say.
32:12 Yea, I attended unto you, and, behold, [there was] none of you that convinced Job, [or] that answered his words:
32:13 Lest ye should say, We have found out wisdom: God thrusteth him down, not man.
32:14 Now he hath not directed [his] words against me: neither will I sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) him with your speeches.
32:15 They were amazed, they answered no more: they left off speaking.
32:16 When I had waited, (for they spake not, but stood still, [and] answered no more;)
32:17 [I said], I will sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) also my part, I also will show mine opinion.
32:18 For I am full of matter, the sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) within me constraineth me.
32:19 Behold, my belly [is] as sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine [which] hath no vent; it is ready to burst like new bottles.
32:20 I will speak, that I may be refreshed: I will open my lips and sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet).
32:21 Let me not, I pray you, accept any man' person, neither let me give flattering titles unto man.
32:22 For I know not to give flattering titles; [in so doing] my maker would soon take me away.

 

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