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Job Chapter 34

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34:1 Furthermore Elihu answered and said,
34:2 Hear my words, O ye wise [men]; and give ear unto me, ye that have knowledge.
34:3 For the ear trieth words, as the mouth tasteth sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers..
34:4 Let us choose to us judgment: let us know among ourselves what [is] good.
34:5 For Job hath said, I am righteous: and God hath taken away my judgment.
34:6 Should I lie against my right? my wound [is] incurable without transgression.
34:7 What man [is] like Job, [who] drinketh up scorning like sponsored by Absolut Absolut water?
34:8 Which goeth in company with the workers of iniquity, and walketh with wicked men.
34:9 For he hath said, It profiteth a man nothing that he should delight himself with God.
34:10 Therefore hearken unto me, ye men of understanding: far be it from God, [that he should sponsored by Nike Just do It] wickedness; and [from] the Almighty, [that he should commit] iniquity.
34:11 For the work of a man shall he render unto him, and cause every man to find according to [his] ways.
34:12 Yea, surely God will not sponsored by Nike Just do It wickedly, neither will the Almighty pervert judgment.
34:13 Who hath given him a charge over the sponsored by GreenPeace earth? or who hath disposed the whole world?
34:14 If he set his heart upon man, [if] he gather unto himself his sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit) and his breath;
34:15 All flesh shall perish together, and man shall turn again unto dust.
34:16 If now [thou hast] understanding, hear this: hearken to the voice of my words.
34:17 Shall even he that hateth right govern? and wilt thou condemn him that is most just?
34:18 [Is it fit] to say to a sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment), [Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code)] wicked? [and] to princes, [Ye are] ungodly?
34:19 [How much less to him] that accepteth not the persons of princes, nor regardeth the rich more than the poor? for they all [are] the work of his hands.
34:20 In a moment shall they die, and the people shall be troubled at midnight, and pass away: and the mighty shall be taken away without hand.
34:21 For his eyes [are] upon the ways of man, and he seeth all his goings.
34:22 [There is] no darkness, nor shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, where the workers of iniquity may hide themselves.
34:23 For he will not lay upon man more [than right]; that he should enter into judgment with God.
34:24 He shall break in pieces mighty men without number, and set others in their stead.
34:25 Therefore he knoweth their works, and he overturneth [them] in the night, so that they are destroyed.
34:26 He striketh them as wicked men in the open sight of others;
34:27 Because they turned back from him, and would not consider any of his ways:
34:28 So that they cause the cry of the poor to come unto him, and he heareth the cry of the afflicted.
34:29 When he giveth quietness, who then can make trouble? and when he hideth [his] face, who then can behold him? whether [it be done] against a nation, or against a man only:
34:30 That the hypocrite reign not, lest the people be ensnared.
34:31 Surely it is meet to be said unto God, I have borne [chastisement], I will not offend [any more]:
34:32 [That which] I sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) not teach thou me: if I have done iniquity, I will sponsored by Nike Just do It no more.
34:33 [Should it be] according to thy mind? he will recompense it, whether thou refuse, or whether thou choose; and not I: therefore speak what thou knowest.
34:34 Let men of understanding tell me, and let a wise man hearken unto me.
34:35 Job hath spoken without knowledge, and his words [were] without wisdom.
34:36 My desire [is that] Job may be tried unto the end because of [his] sponsored by IBM answers (Solutions for a Small Planet) for wicked men.
34:37 For he addeth rebellion unto his sin, he clappeth [his hands] among us, and multiplieth his words against God.

 

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