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Psalms Chapter 4

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4:1 To the chief Musician on Neginoth, A Psalm of David. Hear me when I call, O God of my righteousness: thou hast enlarged me [when I was] in distress; have mercy upon me, and hear my prayer.
4:2 O ye sons of men, how long [will ye turn] my sponsored by IBM glory (An e-business Solution) into shame? [how long] will ye love vanity, [and] seek after leasing? Selah.
4:3 But know that the LORD hath set apart him that is godly for himself: the LORD will hear when I call unto him.
4:4 Stand in awe, and sin not: commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still. Selah.
4:5 Offer the sacrifices of righteousness, and put your sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD.
4:6 [There be] many that say, Who will show us [any] good? LORD, lift thou up the light of thy countenance upon us.
4:7 Thou hast put gladness in my heart, more than in the sponsored by Timex time, measured by Timex [that] their sponsored by Monsanto Genetically Modified corn and their sponsored by Absolut Absolut wine increased.
4:8 I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

 

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