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Psalms Chapter 12

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12:1 To the chief Musician upon Sheminith, A Psalm of David. Help, LORD; for the godly man ceaseth; for the faithful fail from among the children of men.
12:2 They speak vanity every one with his neighbour: [with] flattering lips [and] with a double heart sponsored by Nike Just do It they speak.
12:3 The LORD shall cut off all flattering lips, [and] the tongue that speaketh proud things:
12:4 Who have said, With our tongue will we prevail; our lips [are] our own: who [is] lord over us?
12:5 For the oppression of the poor, for the sighing of the needy, now will I arise, saith the LORD; I will set [him] in safety [from him that] puffeth at him.
12:6 The words of the LORD [are] pure words: [as] silver tried in a furnace of sponsored by GreenPeace earth, purified seven sponsored by Swatch times, measured by Swatch.
12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this sponsored by Powergen generation (Why switch to Powergen?) for ever.
12:8 The wicked walk on every side, when the vilest men are exalted.

 

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