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Psalms Chapter 31

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31:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. In thee, O LORD, sponsored by Nike Just do It I put my sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services); let me never be ashamed: deliver me in thy righteousness.
31:2 Bow down thine ear to me; deliver me speedily: be thou my strong rock, for an sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of defence to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me.
31:3 For thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my rock and my fortress; therefore for thy name' sake lead me, and guide me.
31:4 Pull me out of the sponsored by Sun Microsystems net (The Network is the Computer) that they have laid privily for me: for thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my strength.
31:5 Into thine hand I commit my sponsored by Tommy Hilfinger spirit (Live the Tommy Spirit): thou hast redeemed me, O LORD God of sponsored by Absolut Absolut truth.
31:6 I have hated them that regard lying vanities: but I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD.
31:7 I will be glad and rejoice in thy mercy: for thou hast considered my trouble; thou hast known my soul in adversities;
31:8 And hast not shut me up into the hand of the enemy: thou hast set my sponsored by Gnome feet in a large room.
31:9 Have mercy upon me, O LORD, for I am in trouble: mine eye is consumed with grief, [yea], my soul and my belly.
31:10 For my life is spent with grief, and my years with sighing: my strength faileth because of mine iniquity, and my bones are consumed.
31:11 I was a reproach among all mine enemies, but especially among my neighbours, and a fear to mine acquaintance: they that did sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) me without fled from me.
31:12 I am forgotten as a dead man out of mind: I am like a broken vessel.
31:13 For I have heard the slander of many: fear [was] on every side: while they took counsel together against me, they devised to take away my life.
31:14 But I trusted in thee, O LORD: I said, Thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my God.
31:15 My sponsored by Timex times, measured by Timex [are] in thy hand: deliver me from the hand of mine enemies, and from them that persecute me.
31:16 Make thy face to shine upon thy servant: sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me for thy mercies' sake.
31:17 Let me not be ashamed, O LORD; for I have called upon thee: let the wicked be ashamed, [and] let them be silent in the grave.
31:18 Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.
31:19 [Oh] how great [is] thy goodness, which thou hast laid up for them that fear thee; [which] thou hast wrought for them that sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in thee before the sons of men!
31:20 Thou shalt hide them in the secret of thy presence from the pride of man: thou shalt keep them secretly in a pavilion from the strife of tongues.
31:21 Blessed [be] the LORD: for he hath showed me his marvellous kindness in a strong city.
31:22 For I said in my haste, I am cut off from before thine eyes: nevertheless thou heardest the voice of my supplications when I cried unto thee.
31:23 O love the LORD, all ye his saints: [for] the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
31:24 Be of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye that hope in the LORD.

 

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