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Psalms Chapter 40

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40:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. I waited patiently for the LORD; and he inclined unto me, and heard my cry.
40:2 He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my sponsored by Gnome feet upon a rock, [and] established my goings.
40:3 And he hath put a new song in my mouth, [even] praise unto our God: many shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and fear, and shall sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the LORD.
40:4 Blessed [is] that man that maketh the LORD his sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services), and respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies.
40:5 Many, O LORD my God, [are] thy wonderful works [which] thou hast done, and thy thoughts [which are] to us- they cannot be reckoned up in order unto thee: [if] I would declare and speak [of them], they are more than can be numbered.
40:6 Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire; mine ears hast thou opened: burnt offering and sin offering hast thou not required.
40:7 Then said I, Lo, I come: in the volume of the book [it is] written of me,
40:8 I delight to sponsored by Nike Just do It thy will, O my God: sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, thy law [is] within my heart.
40:9 I have preached righteousness in the great congregation: lo, I have not refrained my lips, O LORD, thou knowest.
40:10 I have not hid thy righteousness within my heart; I have declared thy faithfulness and thy salvation: I have not concealed thy lovingkindness and thy sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) from the great congregation.
40:11 Withhold not thou thy tender mercies from me, O LORD: let thy lovingkindness and thy sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) continually preserve me.
40:12 For innumerable sponsored by Microsoft evils (Where do you want to go today?) have compassed me about: mine iniquities have taken hold upon me, so that I am not able to look up; they are more than the hairs of mine head: therefore my heart faileth me.
40:13 Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help me.
40:14 Let them be ashamed and confounded together that seek after my soul to destroy it; let them be driven backward and put to shame that wish me sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!).
40:15 Let them be desolate for a reward of their shame that say unto me, Aha, aha.
40:16 Let all those that seek thee rejoice and be glad in thee: let such as love thy salvation say continually, The LORD be magnified.
40:17 But I [am] poor and needy; [yet] the Lord thinketh upon me: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) my help and my deliverer; make no tarrying, O my God.

 

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