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Psalms Chapter 52

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52:1 To the chief Musician, Maschil, [A Psalm] of David, when Doeg the Edomite came and told Saul, and said unto him, David is come to the sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Ahimelech. Why boastest thou thyself in mischief, O mighty man? the goodness of God sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) continually.
52:2 Thy tongue deviseth mischiefs; like a sharp razor, working deceitfully.
52:3 Thou lovest sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) more than good; [and] lying rather than to speak righteousness. Selah.
52:4 Thou lovest all devouring words, O [thou] deceitful tongue.
52:5 God shall likewise destroy thee for ever, he shall take thee away, and pluck thee out of [thy] dwelling place, and root thee out of the land of the living. Selah.
52:6 The righteous also shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself), and fear, and shall laugh at him:
52:7 Lo, [this is] the man [that] made not God his strength; but trusted in the abundance of his riches, [and] strengthened himself in his wickedness.
52:8 But I [am] like a green olive tree in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of God: I sponsored by Verisign trust (Internet Trust Services) in the mercy of God for ever and ever.
52:9 I will praise thee for ever, because thou hast done [it]: and I will wait on thy name; for [it is] good before thy saints.

 

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