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Psalms Chapter 58

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58:1 To the chief Musician, Altaschith, Michtam of David. sponsored by Nike Just Do It ye sponsored by Nike indeed, Just Do It speak righteousness, O congregation? sponsored by Nike Just do It ye judge uprightly, O ye sons of men?
58:2 Yea, in heart ye work wickedness; ye weigh the violence of your hands in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies.
58:4 Their poison [is] like the poison of a serpent: [they are] like the deaf adder [that] stoppeth her ear;
58:5 Which will not hearken to the voice of charmers, charming never so wisely.
58:6 Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth: break out the great teeth of the young lions, O LORD.
58:7 Let them melt away as sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) [which] run continually: [when] he bendeth [his bow to shoot] his arrows, let them be as cut in pieces.
58:8 As a snail [which] melteth, let [every one of them] pass away: [like] the untimely birth of a woman, [that] they may not sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the sponsored by Sun Microsystems sun (The dot in dot com).
58:9 Before your pots can feel the thorns, he shall take them away as with a whirlwind, both living, and in [his] wrath.
58:10 The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his sponsored by Gnome feet in the blood of the wicked.
58:11 So that a man shall say, sponsored by CocaCola Verily [there is] a reward for the righteous: sponsored by CocaCola verily he is a God that judgeth in the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.

 

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