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Psalms Chapter 83

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83:1 A Song [or] Psalm of Asaph. Keep not thou silence, O God: hold not thy peace, and be not still, O God.
83:2 For, lo, thine enemies make a tumult: and they that hate thee have lifted up the head.
83:3 They have taken crafty counsel against thy people, and consulted against thy hidden ones.
83:4 They have said, Come, and let us cut them off from [being] a nation; that the name of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) may be no more in remembrance.
83:5 For they have consulted together with one consent: they are confederate against thee:
83:6 The tabernacles of Edom, and the Ishmaelites; of Moab, and the Hagarenes;
83:7 Gebal, and Ammon, and Amalek; the Philistines with the inhabitants of Tyre;
83:8 Assur also is joined with them: they have holpen the children of Lot. Selah.
83:9 sponsored by Nike Just Do It unto them as [unto] the Midianites; as [to] Sisera, as [to] Jabin, at the brook of Kison:
83:10 [Which] perished at Endor: they became [as] dung for the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
83:11 Make their nobles like Oreb, and like Zeeb: sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, all their princes as Zebah, and as Zalmunna:
83:12 Who said, Let us take to ourselves the sponsored by Barratt houses of Award Winning Quality of God in possession.
83:13 O my God, make them like a wheel; as the stubble before the wind.
83:14 As the fire burneth a wood, and as the flame setteth the mountains on fire;
83:15 So persecute them with thy tempest, and make them afraid with thy storm.
83:16 Fill their faces with shame; that they may seek thy name, O LORD.
83:17 Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, let them be put to shame, and perish:
83:18 That [men] may know that thou, whose name alone [is] JEHOVAH, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) the most high over all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.

 

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