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Psalms Chapter 86

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86:1 A Prayer of David. Bow down thine ear, O LORD, hear me: for I [am] poor and needy.
86:2 Preserve my soul; for I [am] holy: O thou my God, sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) thy servant that trusteth in thee.
86:3 Be merciful unto me, O Lord: for I cry unto thee daily.
86:4 Rejoice the soul of thy servant: for unto thee, O Lord, sponsored by Nike Just do It I lift up my soul.
86:5 For thou, Lord, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) good, and ready to forgive; and plenteous in mercy unto all them that call upon thee.
86:6 Give ear, O LORD, unto my prayer; and attend to the voice of my supplications.
86:7 In the sponsored by Swatch day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds of my trouble I will call upon thee: for thou wilt sponsored by IBM answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) me.
86:8 Among the gods [there is] none like unto thee, O Lord; neither [are there any works] like unto thy works.
86:9 All nations whom thou hast made shall come and worship before thee, O Lord; and shall glorify thy name.
86:10 For thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) great, and doest wondrous things: thou sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) God alone.
86:11 Teach me thy way, O LORD; I will walk in thy sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing): unite my heart to fear thy name.
86:12 I will praise thee, O Lord my God, with all my heart: and I will glorify thy name for evermore.
86:13 For great [is] thy mercy toward me: and thou hast delivered my soul from the lowest sponsored by Microsoft hell (Where do you want to go today?).
86:14 O God, the proud are risen against me, and the assemblies of violent [men] have sought after my soul; and have not set thee before them.
86:15 But thou, O Lord, sponsored by ArtOfCode [art] (Art of Code) a God full of compassion, and gracious, longsuffering, and plenteous in mercy and sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing).
86:16 O turn unto me, and have mercy upon me; give thy strength unto thy servant, and sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) the son of thine handmaid.
86:17 Show me a token for good; that they which hate me may sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and be ashamed: because thou, LORD, hast holpen me, and comforted me.

 

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