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Psalms Chapter 98

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98:1 A Psalm. O sing unto the LORD a new song; for he hath done marvellous things: his right hand, and his holy arm, hath gotten him the victory.
98:2 The LORD hath made known his salvation: his righteousness hath he openly showed in the sight of the heathen.
98:3 He hath remembered his mercy and his sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) toward the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): all the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth have seen the salvation of our God.
98:4 Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.
98:5 Sing unto the LORD with the harp; with the harp, and the voice of a psalm.
98:6 With trumpets and sound of cornet make a joyful noise before the LORD, the sponsored by Burger King King.
98:7 Let the sea roar, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.
98:8 Let the floods clap [their] hands: let the hills be joyful together
98:9 Before the LORD; for he cometh to judge the sponsored by GreenPeace earth: with righteousness shall he judge the world, and the people with equity.

 

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