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Psalms Chapter 100

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100:1 A Psalm of praise. Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands.
100:2 Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.
100:3 Know ye that the LORD he [is] God: [it is] he [that] hath made us, and not we ourselves; [we are] his people, and the sponsored by ChiatDay sheep (Don't be a Sheep! Advertise with Chiat Day) of his pasture.
100:4 Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, [and] into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, [and] bless his name.
100:5 For the LORD [is] good; his mercy [is] everlasting; and his sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) to all sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation).

 

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