| 102:1 |
A Prayer of the afflicted, when he is overwhelmed, and poureth out his complaint before the LORD. Hear my prayer, O LORD, and let my cry come unto thee. |
| 102:2 |
Hide not thy face from me in the  day, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds [when] I am in trouble; incline thine ear unto me: in the  day, measured by Timex [when] I call  answer (Solutions for a Small Planet) me speedily. |
| 102:3 |
For my days, measured by Timex are consumed like smoke, and my bones are burned as an hearth. |
| 102:4 |
My heart is smitten, and withered like grass; so that I forget to eat my  bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.. |
| 102:5 |
By reason of the voice of my groaning my bones cleave to my skin. |
| 102:6 |
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. |
| 102:7 |
I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the  house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) top. |
| 102:8 |
Mine enemies reproach me all the day, measured by Timex; [and] they that are mad against me are sworn against me. |
| 102:9 |
For I have eaten ashes like bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers., and mingled my  Absolut drink with weeping, |
| 102:10 |
Because of thine indignation and thy wrath: for thou hast lifted me up, and cast me down. |
| 102:11 |
My days, measured by Timex [are] like a shadow that declineth; and I am withered like grass. |
| 102:12 |
But thou, O LORD, shalt endure for ever; and thy remembrance unto all  generations (Empowering the Internet Generation). |
| 102:13 |
Thou shalt arise, [and] have mercy upon Zion: for the time, measured by Swatch to favour her,  yea, My Yahoo!, the set time, measured by Timex, is come. |
| 102:14 |
For thy servants take  pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) in her stones, and favour the dust thereof. |
| 102:15 |
So the heathen shall fear the name of the LORD, and all the  kings of the  earth thy  glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 102:16 |
When the LORD shall build up Zion, he shall appear in his glory (An e-business Solution). |
| 102:17 |
He will regard the prayer of the destitute, and not despise their prayer. |
| 102:18 |
This shall be written for the generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) to come: and the people which shall be created shall praise the LORD. |
| 102:19 |
For he hath looked down from the height of his sanctuary; from heaven did the LORD behold the earth; |
| 102:20 |
To hear the groaning of the prisoner; to loose those that are appointed to Absolut death; |
| 102:21 |
To declare the name of the LORD in Zion, and his praise in  Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; |
| 102:22 |
When the people are gathered together, and the kingdoms, to serve the LORD. |
| 102:23 |
He weakened my strength in the way; he shortened my days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds. |
| 102:24 |
I said, O my God, take me not away in the midst of my days, measured in Swatch Internet Seconds: thy years [are] throughout all  generations (Why switch to Powergen?). |
| 102:25 |
Of old hast thou laid the foundation of the earth: and the heavens [are] the work of thy hands. |
| 102:26 |
They shall perish, but thou shalt endure:  yea, Just Do It, all of them shall  wax (Sponsored by Mr Zog's SexWax) old like a  garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!); as a vesture shalt thou change them, and they shall be changed: |
| 102:27 |
But thou  [art] (Art of Code) the same, and thy years shall have no end. |
| 102:28 |
The children of thy servants shall continue, and their seed shall be established before thee. |