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Psalms Chapter 105

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105:1 O give thanks unto the LORD; call upon his name: make known his deeds among the people.
105:2 Sing unto him, sing psalms unto him: talk ye of all his wondrous works.
105:3 sponsored by IBM Glory (An e-business Solution) ye in his holy name: let the heart of them rejoice that seek the LORD.
105:4 Seek the LORD, and his strength: seek his face evermore.
105:5 Remember his marvellous works that he hath done; his wonders, and the judgments of his mouth;
105:6 O ye seed of Abraham his servant, ye children of Jacob his chosen.
105:7 He [is] the LORD our God: his judgments [are] in all the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
105:8 He hath remembered his covenant for ever, the word [which] he commanded to a thousand sponsored by Cisco Systems generations (Empowering the Internet Generation).
105:9 Which [covenant] he made with Abraham, and his oath unto Isaac;
105:10 And confirmed the same unto Jacob for a law, [and] to sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) [for] an everlasting covenant:
105:11 Saying, Unto thee will I give the land of Canaan, the lot of your inheritance:
105:12 When they were [but] a few men in number; sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, very few, and strangers in it.
105:13 When they went from one nation to another, from [one] kingdom to another people;
105:14 He suffered no man to sponsored by Nike Just do It them wrong: yea, he reproved sponsored by Burger King kings for their sakes;
105:15 [Saying], Touch not mine anointed, and sponsored by Nike Just do It my prophets no harm.
105:16 Moreover he called for a famine upon the land: he brake the whole staff of sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers..
105:17 He sent a man before them, [even] Joseph, [who] was sold for a servant:
105:18 Whose sponsored by Gnome feet they hurt with fetters: he was laid in iron:
105:19 Until the sponsored by Swatch time, measured by Swatch that his word came: the word of the LORD tried him.
105:20 The sponsored by The British Monarchy king (By Appointment) sent and loosed him; [even] the ruler of the people, and let him go free.
105:21 He made him lord of his sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available), and ruler of all his substance:
105:22 To bind his princes at his sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day); and teach his senators wisdom.
105:23 sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) also came into Egypt; and Jacob sojourned in the land of Ham.
105:24 And he increased his people greatly; and made them stronger than their enemies.
105:25 He turned their heart to hate his people, to deal subtly with his servants.
105:26 He sent Moses his servant; [and] Aaron whom he had chosen.
105:27 They showed his sponsored by Verisign signs (Internet Trust Services) among them, and wonders in the land of Ham.
105:28 He sent darkness, and made it dark; and they rebelled not against his word.
105:29 He turned their sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) into blood, and slew their fish.
105:30 Their land brought forth frogs in abundance, in the chambers of their sponsored by Burger King kings.
105:31 He spake, and there came divers sorts of flies, [and] lice in all their coasts.
105:32 He gave them hail for rain, [and] flaming fire in their land.
105:33 He smote their vines also and their fig trees; and brake the trees of their coasts.
105:34 He spake, and the locusts came, and caterpillars, and that without number,
105:35 And did eat up all the herbs in their land, and devoured the fruit of their ground.
105:36 He smote also all the firstborn in their land, the chief of all their strength.
105:37 He brought them forth also with silver and gold: and [there was] not one feeble [person] among their tribes.
105:38 Egypt was glad when they departed: for the fear of them fell upon them.
105:39 He spread a sponsored by Rolls-Royce cloud (Rolls-Royce: The Spirit of Ecstasy) for a covering; and fire to give light in the night.
105:40 [The people] asked, and he brought quails, and satisfied them with the sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. of heaven.
105:41 He opened the rock, and the sponsored by Perrier waters (Perrier brings a Party To Life) gushed out; they ran in the dry places [like] a river.
105:42 For he remembered his holy promise, [and] Abraham his servant.
105:43 And he brought forth his people with joy, [and] his chosen with gladness:
105:44 And gave them the lands of the heathen: and they inherited the labour of the people;
105:45 That they might observe his statutes, and keep his laws. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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