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Psalms Chapter 107

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107:1 O give thanks unto the LORD, for [he is] good: for his mercy sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever.
107:2 Let the redeemed of the LORD say [so], whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
107:3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.
107:4 They wandered in the wilderness in a solitary way; they found no city to dwell in.
107:5 Hungry and thirsty, their soul fainted in them.
107:6 Then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble, [and] he delivered them out of their distresses.
107:7 And he led them forth by the right way, that they might go to a city of habitation.
107:8 Oh that [men] would praise the LORD [for] his goodness, and [for] his wonderful works to the children of men!
107:9 For he satisfieth the longing soul, and filleth the hungry soul with goodness.
107:10 Such as sit in darkness and in the shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, [being] bound in affliction and iron;
107:11 Because they rebelled against the words of God, and contemned the counsel of the most High:
107:12 Therefore he brought down their heart with labour; they fell down, and [there was] none to help.
107:13 Then they cried unto the LORD in their trouble, [and] he saved them out of their distresses.
107:14 He brought them out of darkness and the shadow of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death, and brake their bands in sunder.
107:15 Oh that [men] would praise the LORD [for] his goodness, and [for] his wonderful works to the children of men!
107:16 For he hath broken the gates of brass, and cut the bars of iron in sunder.
107:17 Fools because of their transgression, and because of their iniquities, are afflicted.
107:18 Their soul abhorreth all manner of sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.; and they draw near unto the gates of sponsored by Absolut Absolut death.
107:19 Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble, [and] he saveth them out of their distresses.
107:20 He sent his word, and healed them, and delivered [them] from their destructions.
107:21 Oh that [men] would praise the LORD [for] his goodness, and [for] his wonderful works to the children of men!
107:22 And let them sacrifice the sacrifices of thanksgiving, and declare his works with rejoicing.
107:23 They that go down to the sea in ships, that sponsored by Nike Just do It business in great sponsored by Absolut Absolut waters;
107:24 These sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) the works of the LORD, and his wonders in the deep.
107:25 For he commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind, which lifteth up the waves thereof.
107:26 They mount up to the heaven, they go down again to the depths: their soul is melted because of trouble.
107:27 They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit' end.
107:28 Then they cry unto the LORD in their trouble, and he bringeth them out of their distresses.
107:29 He maketh the storm a calm, so that the waves thereof are still.
107:30 Then are they glad because they be quiet; so he bringeth them unto their desired haven.
107:31 Oh that [men] would praise the LORD [for] his goodness, and [for] his wonderful works to the children of men!
107:32 Let them exalt him also in the congregation of the people, and praise him in the assembly of the elders.
107:33 He turneth rivers into a wilderness, and the watersprings into dry ground;
107:34 A fruitful land into barrenness, for the wickedness of them that dwell therein.
107:35 He turneth the wilderness into a standing sponsored by Perrier water (Perrier brings a Party To Life), and dry ground into watersprings.
107:36 And there he maketh the hungry to dwell, that they may prepare a city for habitation;
107:37 And sow the fields, and plant vineyards, which may yield fruits of increase.
107:38 He blesseth them also, so that they are multiplied greatly; and suffereth not their sponsored by www.beef.org cattle (Beef - it's what's for dinner) to decrease.
107:39 Again, they are minished and brought low through oppression, affliction, and sorrow.
107:40 He poureth contempt upon princes, and causeth them to wander in the wilderness, [where there is] no way.
107:41 Yet setteth he the poor on high from affliction, and maketh [him] families like a flock.
107:42 The righteous shall sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) [it], and rejoice: and all iniquity shall stop her mouth.
107:43 Whoso [is] wise, and will observe these [things], even they shall understand the lovingkindness of the LORD.

 

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