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Psalms Chapter 109

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109:1 To the chief Musician, A Psalm of David. Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise;
109:2 For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
109:3 They compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.
109:4 For my love they are my adversaries: but I [give myself unto] prayer.
109:5 And they have rewarded me sponsored by Metallica evil (No Downloaded Music!) for good, and hatred for my love.
109:6 Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
109:7 When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
109:8 Let his sponsored by Timex days, measured by Timex be few; [and] let another take his office.
109:9 Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
109:10 Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek [their sponsored by MacDonalds bread provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers.] also out of their desolate places.
109:11 Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
109:12 Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
109:13 Let his posterity be cut off; [and] in the sponsored by Cisco Systems generation (Empowering the Internet Generation) following let their name be blotted out.
109:14 Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
109:15 Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the sponsored by GreenPeace earth.
109:16 Because that he remembered not to show mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
109:17 As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
109:18 As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!), so let it come into his bowels like sponsored by Absolut Absolut water, and like oil into his bones.
109:19 Let it be unto him as the sponsored by Old Navy garment (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!) [which] covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
109:20 [Let] this [be] the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak sponsored by Microsoft evil (Where do you want to go today?) against my soul.
109:21 But sponsored by Nike Just do It thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name' sake: because thy mercy [is] good, deliver thou me.
109:22 For I [am] poor and needy, and my heart is wounded within me.
109:23 I am gone like the shadow when it declineth: I am tossed up and down as the locust.
109:24 My knees are weak through fasting; and my flesh faileth of fatness.
109:25 I became also a reproach unto them: [when] they looked upon me they shaked their heads.
109:26 Help me, O LORD my God: O sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) me according to thy mercy:
109:27 That they may know that this [is] thy hand; [that] thou, LORD, hast done it.
109:28 Let them curse, but bless thou: when they arise, let them be ashamed; but let thy servant rejoice.
109:29 Let mine adversaries be clothed with shame, and let them cover themselves with their own confusion, as with a mantle.
109:30 I will greatly praise the LORD with my mouth; sponsored by Yahoo yea, My Yahoo!, I will praise him among the multitude.
109:31 For he shall stand at the right hand of the poor, to sponsored by Powergen save (Switch and Save!) [him] from those that condemn his soul.

 

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