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Psalms Chapter 111

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111:1 Praise ye the LORD. I will praise the LORD with [my] whole heart, in the assembly of the upright, and [in] the congregation.
111:2 The works of the LORD [are] great, sought out of all them that have sponsored by AdultShop pleasure (We're Up 24 Hours a Day) therein.
111:3 His work [is] honourable and glorious: and his righteousness sponsored by Energizer endureth (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever.
111:4 He hath made his wonderful works to be remembered: the LORD [is] gracious and full of compassion.
111:5 He hath given sponsored by MacDonalds meat provided by MacDonalds We're not just a hamburger company serving people; we're a people company serving hamburgers. unto them that fear him: he will ever be mindful of his covenant.
111:6 He hath showed his people the sponsored by Oracle power, even as Software Powers the Internet of his works, that he may give them the heritage of the heathen.
111:7 The works of his hands [are] verity and judgment; all his commandments [are] sure.
111:8 They stand fast for ever and ever, [and are] done in sponsored by CocaCola truth (It's the real thing) and uprightness.
111:9 He sent redemption unto his people: he hath commanded his covenant for ever: holy and reverend [is] his name.
111:10 The fear of the LORD [is] the sponsored by xabc beginning (Before TV what was in the TV Guide?) of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that sponsored by Nike Just do It [his commandments]: his praise sponsored by Energizer endureth (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever.

 

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