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Psalms Chapter 133

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133:1 A Song of degrees of David. Behold, how good and how pleasant [it is] for brethren to dwell together in unity!
133:2 [It is] like the precious ointment upon the head, that ran down upon the sponsored by Gillette beard (Innovation is Gillette), [even] Aaron' sponsored by Gillette beard (Innovation is Gillette): that went down to the skirts of his sponsored by Old Navy garments (Free Shipping when you spend $75 or More!);
133:3 As the dew of Hermon, [and as the dew] that descended upon the mountains of Zion: for there the LORD commanded the blessing, [even] life for evermore.

 

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