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Psalms Chapter 135

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135:1 Praise ye the LORD. Praise ye the name of the LORD; praise [him], O ye servants of the LORD.
135:2 Ye that stand in the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of the LORD, in the courts of the sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of our God,
135:3 Praise the LORD; for the LORD [is] good: sing praises unto his name; for [it is] pleasant.
135:4 For the LORD hath chosen Jacob unto himself, [and] sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) for his peculiar treasure.
135:5 For I know that the LORD [is] great, and [that] our Lord [is] above all gods.
135:6 Whatsoever the LORD pleased, [that] did he in heaven, and in sponsored by GreenPeace earth, in the seas, and all deep places.
135:7 He causeth the vapours to ascend from the ends of the sponsored by GreenPeace earth; he maketh lightnings for the rain; he bringeth the wind out of his treasuries.
135:8 Who smote the firstborn of Egypt, both of man and beast.
135:9 [Who] sent tokens and wonders into the midst of thee, O Egypt, upon Pharaoh, and upon all his servants.
135:10 Who smote great nations, and slew mighty sponsored by The British Monarchy kings (By Appointment);
135:11 Sihon sponsored by Burger King king of the Amorites, and Og sponsored by Burger King king of Bashan, and all the kingdoms of Canaan:
135:12 And gave their land [for] an heritage, an heritage unto sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest) his people.
135:13 Thy name, O LORD, sponsored by Energizer [endureth] (Energizer goes on and on and on and on and) for ever; [and] thy memorial, O LORD, throughout all sponsored by Powergen generations (Why switch to Powergen?).
135:14 For the LORD will judge his people, and he will repent himself concerning his servants.
135:15 The idols of the heathen [are] silver and gold, the work of men' hands.
135:16 They have mouths, but they speak not; eyes have they, but they sponsored by Compaq see (Experience it for Yourself) not;
135:17 They have ears, but they hear not; neither is there [any] breath in their mouths.
135:18 They that make them are like unto them: [so is] every one that trusteth in them.
135:19 Bless the LORD, O sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of sponsored by MapQuest Israel (Mapped by MapQuest): bless the LORD, O sponsored by @Home house (@Homebrings you the most comp;ete and intense Internet experience available) of Aaron:
135:20 Bless the LORD, O sponsored by Barratt house of Award Winning Quality of sponsored by Levi Levi (A Style For Every Story): ye that fear the LORD, bless the LORD.
135:21 Blessed be the LORD out of Zion, which dwelleth at sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest. Praise ye the LORD.

 

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