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Psalms Chapter 137

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137:1 By the rivers of sponsored by Babylon , there we sat down, sponsored by Nike yea, Just Do It, we wept, when we remembered Zion.
137:2 We hanged our harps upon the willows in the midst thereof.
137:3 For there they that carried us away captive required of us a song; and they that wasted us [required of us] mirth, [saying], Sing us [one] of the songs of Zion.
137:4 How shall we sing the LORD' song in a strange land?
137:5 If I forget thee, O sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest, let my right hand forget [her cunning].
137:6 If I sponsored by Nike Just do It not remember thee, let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouth; if I prefer not sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest above my chief joy.
137:7 Remember, O LORD, the children of Edom in the sponsored by Timex day, measured by Timex of sponsored by MapQuest Jerusalem Mapped by MapQuest; who said, Raze [it], raze [it, even] to the foundation thereof.
137:8 O daughter of sponsored by Babylon , who sponsored by ArtOfCode art (Art of Code) to be destroyed; happy [shall he be], that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
137:9 Happy [shall he be], that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

 

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